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I may be smart, I may be funny, I may also be drop dead gorgeous. But there is one thing I never claimed to be:
Cool
Which is what makes Monday mornings so difficult. Not because the weekend is over. Not because I have to get up early again. Not because I have another long week of work ahead of me.
Monday mornings are so hard because of that dreaded question: “What did you do this weekend?”
It also doesn’t help that my weekends usually consist of the most homosexual of activities. Seriously, someone needs to take me out. If only for the sake of giving me something interesting to talk about on Monday mornings.
July 24th, 2006 at 10:57 pm
That sounds AWESOME! Can I come over next weekend? (Or would Natalie Portman, your wife, get jealous?)
July 24th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
I can’t tell you the number of times my mother has asked me on a Saturday night, “Don’t you have ANY friends?”
July 24th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
To which I reply, without fail, “YAH! YOU GUYS!” and give the ‘rents a bear hug! Gosh, parents are so cool!
July 25th, 2006 at 1:13 am
It’s sad, but add in a Murder, She Wrote marathon and a trip to the library, and then you’d have my ideal weekend. Also, I’m 83.
July 25th, 2006 at 7:16 am
Man on the commuter train must come to the rescue PRONTO - or at least get in his pajamas with you and your mom…
July 25th, 2006 at 8:24 am
Craig, I guess we’re both geeks because Scrabble, pjs, and jigsaw puzzles sound fun to me. Sigh.
July 25th, 2006 at 8:43 am
I love how the guy didn’t even turn to walk away, he sidled away so you wouldn’t notice he was leaving
July 25th, 2006 at 9:03 am
Hmmm, no mention of Natalie Portman, Your Wife….is there trouble in Puntabulous paradise?
July 25th, 2006 at 9:26 am
Hello? Woodside on the LIRR? Hot Irish Men in cheap pubs with amazing burgers and beer?
Guess we’ll have to wait for the power to go back on.
Sigh.
July 25th, 2006 at 10:48 am
wait until i move in with the love of both our lives. then you’ll move in and we’ll be like three’s company! yes, you can be chrissy.
July 25th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Honey!!! HONEY HONEY HONEY!!! You must come to the PAC NW…I will take you out and we can shake our money makers…drink random microbrews and plot ways to murder Ann Coulter.
July 25th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
OMG, too funny. Your drawings never cease to make me laugh crazily!! I love your sense of humor Craig. BTW, Scrabble and puzzles are cool…at least for intelligent and substantial individuals. So, you may not be considered cool by those who mold their lives after vacant minded Hollywood, T.V., and media splashed “types”, but to those who are clever and interesting in a sexy smart way… it’s very appealing
July 25th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
sounds more than I do on the average weekend anyway
July 27th, 2006 at 9:36 am
I kind of like those weekend activities.
July 27th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
errr what IS the most homosexual of activities?
dare I in my innocence ask??
My gay friends are usually watching Battlestar Galactica on their computers….is that gay?