Jul
24
Dear Guy on Subway,
I think it’s pretty safe to say that we are meant for each other. We see each other every morning on the subway. You look completely dorky and adorable. And if I wasn’t sure about your sexuality before, your shoes today were way too nice to be worn by a straight man.
As if that weren’t obvious enough to show that we are meant for each other, today, we were on the same train going back to Penn Station. What are the chances that we would both leave work at the same exact time? I don’t know about you, but I leave at a different time every day. And we don’t get on at the same stop, so what are the chances you would get on in my car?
Seriously.
Stop trying to kid yourself. Let’s move to Pennsylvania, buy a little house on a big piece of land, and begin work on our army of adopted multi-cultural babies.
Love always,
Craig
PS - I do dishes
July 24th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
I get dibs on being Craig and dorky-adorable-train dude’s adopted multi-cultural babies’ god mother!
July 24th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
And I SO know that godmother is one word.
July 25th, 2006 at 9:02 am
I live in PA…I got a spare room for you guys, if you want it. A starter, ya know? It’s a mess, though, so I guess I should call it a fixer-upper, eh?
July 27th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Craig-
You should try craigslist—the “missed encounters” section. I tried it once and it worked!!! If only the guy didn’t already have a boyfriend (sigh)….