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PUNTABULOUS DOESN’T DO DRAG

But if I did, my drag queen name would be Cruella Summers.

I am hereby claiming this drag queen name as my own. If anyone wishes to use it, they may only do so with my expressed written permission.

Thank you. Continue with your day.

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12 Responses to “PUNTABULOUS DOESN’T DO DRAG”

  1. Antonio says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 9:20 am

    Mr Craig, I have a question. I only have one gay friend and I really don’t keep too much in touch with him since I moved from Puerto Rico. Do most gay men feel the need to dress up in women’s clothing?
    If the question comes off as insulting or demeaning, I apologize. I’m just very blunt.
    Keep up the great work!

  2. Carson Daily says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Dear Craig, I have a question also. I have many gay friends and don’t understand why all the straight women that hang out with them don’t hook up with me since I am the ususally the only straight guy in the crowd. They all know that I love the vertical smile, yet none of them are willing to let me give them the jackhammer at the end of the night. Can you help?

  3. Nancy says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 10:16 am

    In drag, if you were even half as gorgeous as you are now, you’d be SO freakin HOT! I’d love to see it!

  4. Nancy says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 10:17 am

    “vertical smile”…”jackhammer”…
    I think you have answered your own question.

  5. Poo says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 10:56 am

    Nancy, you took the words right out of my head. Bravo! :)

  6. Carson Daily says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 11:15 am

    Nancy and Poo,

    Maybe we should have drinks and you can give me some tips on how I can help improve my techniques in being able to add some more notches to the old headboard.

  7. Polt says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    If you’re claiming that, then, I’m claiming Ethel Coppafeel (long story)….

    I bet you’d look real cute in drag. You outta try it once, just to see.

  8. Nancy says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    Ethel Coppafeel!!! LOL!!!!! Good one, and I’m sure it has an interesting story!
    I agree with you…Craig would look really cute in drag.
    ;)

  9. Gregory Pecker says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    Hot off CNN.com:

    “Lance Bass, band member of ‘N Sync, says he’s gay and in a “very stable” relationship with a reality show star.”

    I believe this reality show star to be MR. PUNTABULOUS!!! We all know that he tried out for Amazing Race and I am guessing he left his publishing job to be on next season’s show! It is all coming out, even Lance Bass!

  10. Dub says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 4:03 pm

    Poo, stay away from that Carson guy! I don’t think it is safe near him.

    To answer Antonio: Dub is a gay man too. The only time I’ve felt the need to wear women’s clothing was when I was playing a role in a show that required it…and the character was straight!

    Craig, I love the name, but am glad you’re not doing the drag. Otherwise I may have to totally rethink our relationship as boyfriends. :-)

    Dub

  11. Christine says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 7:26 pm

    1st off - Craig can do better than Lance Bass - ewwww.

    Second, I think this Carson dude is in “drag”. Clearly that’s not his real name and he is attempting to come up with something that the real one Carson Daily might say. Pretty stupid. Suggestion - go over to Perez Hilton’s stupid site and perhaps you might find idiots of your class that would enjoy your “oh so charming” sense of humor. Wow, anger has errupted.

    Back to you Craig, in drag or not, I think you should find occasions to assume the name!! Cruella Summer - it’s so you!! Is she bad or good?

  12. Oh, The Joys says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    If I were a Drag King, my name would be Dan Farewell and all you would see would be my tail.

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