Monthly Archives: August 2006

PUNTABULOUS IS DISGUSTING

My face is so greasy. HOW GREASY IS IT?! My face is so greasy… That my pillow is invisible by morning. That Colonel Sanders kills just as many Craigs as he does chicken to harvest them for the grease necessary … Continue reading

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PUNTABULOUS GETS DRUNK WITH THE EMMYS

If I were the president of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, or even just an actor portraying the president of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, who somehow still had power over the decisions made by the … Continue reading

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PUNTABULOUS GETS YET ANOTHER ROMANTIC LETTER

It finally happened! I orgasmed! Well let me clarify. I spontaneously orgasmed. Although, can it be considered spontaneous if it was brought on by something? Maybe spontaneous is the wrong word. Hmmmmm. Alright, spontaneous it is. So what brought about … Continue reading

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NATALIE PORTMAN HAS HAD IT WITH PUNTABULOUS

Every marriage has it’s problems. Some just handle it in different ways. Click the link for the full story!

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PUNTABULOUS GET’S TAGGED

It’s true, I blatantly got snubbed by Shirley. Yes, yes, I worked at a publishing company with her for 3 years, and I get snubbed on a book tagging spree. One might think, “Maybe she just ran out of room … Continue reading

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PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE FUTURE

If one ever finds themselves stuck in the future, it is important to know the culture and rituals of the civilization of the future. In today’s edition: Staying Young and Gorgeous in the Future If you thought you left the … Continue reading

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ODE TO BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

This one goes out to all my Battlestar Galactica homeboys and homegirls: Man created Cylons, Then Cylons got real mad. The hot ones like to fuck, Perhaps they’re not all bad? Adama is sure tough, And Tigh sure likes to … Continue reading

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PUNTABULOUS AND HIS WIFE MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO (KINDA)

In our free time, me and Natalie Portman, my wife, enjoy making fake music videos (in the form of photo series). Turnaround… Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round. Turnaround… Every now … Continue reading

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PUNTABULOUS HAS A RUN-IN WITH THE LAW

Let me begin this story by telling you about my car. It’s a 1993 Nissan Maxima. While it’s an awesome car, it really really sucks. The trunk likes to pop open randomly. The back window is wedged shut by a … Continue reading

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PUNTABULOUS LOVES HIS NANA

Let me tell you about my Nana. She passed away about two years ago, but she was pretty fantastic when she was alive. Towards the end she had trouble remembering who her family was. Sometimes we were just the nice … Continue reading

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