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Let me tell you about my Nana. She passed away about two years ago, but she was pretty fantastic when she was alive. Towards the end she had trouble remembering who her family was. Sometimes we were just the nice people who came and gave her hugs and kisses. One time she asked my sister Amanda if I was “the fella she was seeing”, which is just wrong for so many reasons.
Anyway, a few years before she passed away, when she was still living on her own, I would take her grocery shopping and to McDonalds on weekends. We’d drive in the car having idle conversation about the weather and the Yankees.
This is an actual conversation I had with her while driving in the car:
Now I don’t mean to jump to conclusions, but I’m pretty sure my Nana had just told me to sleep around with as many people as possible. Nana always did seem to give the best advice.
Also, when I went to visit her in the hospital a few days before she passed away, she was being poked and prodded in a million different places, but her last words to me were how handsome I was. So I’m glad to see she still had great judgment until the end.
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:09 pm
PUNTABULOUS LOVES HIS NANA…
nice…..
August 4th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Not only does your nana sound cool, just how AWESOME of a grandchild were you that you drove her for groceries and stuff???? Aww, if you were here, I’d pinch your cheeks for her!
August 4th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Your nana sounds awesome. I’ve just found your site a few weeks ago and you’re hilarious. I heart you.
August 4th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Me and Poopsicle love your site. Can we be your best friends?
August 4th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Sure thing. Just call me Skanky O’Fucksalot
(I wish)
August 4th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Skanky O’Fucksalot! What a great drag name!
…..well for you more…lowscale drag queen that is…..
August 7th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Your Nana WAS telling you all those things. For certain. Now she is looking down and thinking, “Why isn’t he having all that butt sex I recommended? Why is he sitting at home in his pajamas with his Mama? Why doesn’t he jump the commuter train guy?”