In our free time, me and Natalie Portman, my wife, enjoy making fake music videos (in the form of photo series).
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes.
Turnaround…
Bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apart!
And I need you now tonight!
And I need you more than ever!
And if you’ll only hold me tight, we’ll be holding on forever!
And we’ll only be making it right, cause we’ll never be wrong together!
We can take it to the end of the line, your love is like a shadow on me all the time!
I don’t know what to do, and I’m always in dark.
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks. (huh?)
I really need you tonight!
Forever’s gonna start tonight! Forever’s gonna start tonight!
Take it Natalie Portman, my wife!
Once upon a time, I was falling in love.
But now I’m only falling apart.
There’s nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Once upon a time, there was light in my life.
Now there’s only love in the dark.
There’s nothing I can say.
A total eclipse of the heart.
God, I love you. You never cease to make me laugh
Brilliant!
Craig, your rendition of this Bonnie Tyler classic brought a tear to my eye…especially when Natalie was falling apart. Heartbreaking!
Dub (I know…I’ll blog soon…lots going on here)
HAHAHAHAHA
That is one of my favorite guilty pleasure songs. Thank you for bringing it to life!
Beautiful. I weep. So moving. Really.
BWAHAHAHA! God, you are brilliant! I wanna have your baby…if you weren’t already married to Natalie Portman, your wife…and if I weren’t a man.
Encore, encore!!
My God, you are HILARIOUS. I’m sitting at my desk at work laughing like a goon. Thanks for making my morning!
Glorious. The only way to make it better would’ve been to do it Old School style. Next time….
OMG!!! I am laughing so hard right now…I HAVE TEARS DAMN IT!! I am dizzy from the lack of oxygen to my brain!!!! You just made my day…no….my friggin week…ok…YEAR!!!
Can I fly East just to spend a day with you?
funniest thing i’ve ever seen……on your blog!
This tops all of the Super Viagra posts. Love it! =D
The shadow puppet rocked!
Oh Craig. You brightened up my day! I’d employ you as my own personal blogger anyday!* (*Funds permitting)
You are awesome. You and your wife, Natalie Portman. Now when are you and Super Viagra going to do a video together????
Dear Craig,
I thought of you this weekend while I was at work at the New York Renaissance Faire. I saw a cute young man who was probably gay dressed up in Renaissance drag. He was wearing a skirt and chemise with a bodice stuffed full of something giving him way bigger boobs than mine which made me jealous which was strange since he was a dude.
Anyway, I saw him and thought “that’s something Puntabulous would do”, then today on my day off I came here to visit, and BEHOLD, you’re still so funny I pee.
So if you ever make it up to the NY Renn Faire be sure and look for Lady Aimee and say g’day. = )
dude
you’re too much
Craig,
You are SO CUTE!! I just wanna PINCH YOUR CHEEKS… guess which ones
xo
I laughed, I cried.
It was WAY damn better than CATS!
Frankly I think that’s absotuelly good stuff.
Ha! Very funny! This is my first visit to your site, and you are going on ‘bookmarks’ immediately.
Hahahahah!
I nearly pissed my pants.
Bravo Craig!
You are a triumph.
Hee hee! Nobody turns around better than you.
after a day of screaming at my kids and being tormented by my horny dh…you just cheered me up.
Thank you for that….it was stirring and oh so romantic.
I thought I could hear you singing!
Turn Aroun In Deed. I F.ing need you more than ever
Craig,
You have some sexy legs dude!
I love that innertube pic of you that’s floating around the web.
Damn!
Dude, your hairy legs are soooo hot!