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In our free time, me and Natalie Portman, my wife, enjoy making fake music videos (in the form of photo series).
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.
Turnaround…
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes.
Turnaround…
Bright eyes! Every now and then I fall apart!
And I need you now tonight!
And I need you more than ever!
And if you’ll only hold me tight, we’ll be holding on forever!
And we’ll only be making it right, cause we’ll never be wrong together!
We can take it to the end of the line, your love is like a shadow on me all the time!
I don’t know what to do, and I’m always in dark.
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks. (huh?)
I really need you tonight!
Forever’s gonna start tonight! Forever’s gonna start tonight!
Take it Natalie Portman, my wife!
Once upon a time, I was falling in love.
But now I’m only falling apart.
There’s nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Once upon a time, there was light in my life.
Now there’s only love in the dark.
There’s nothing I can say.
A total eclipse of the heart.
August 7th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
God, I love you. You never cease to make me laugh
August 8th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Brilliant!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Craig, your rendition of this Bonnie Tyler classic brought a tear to my eye…especially when Natalie was falling apart. Heartbreaking!
Dub (I know…I’ll blog soon…lots going on here)
August 8th, 2006 at 9:28 am
HAHAHAHAHA
That is one of my favorite guilty pleasure songs. Thank you for bringing it to life!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Beautiful. I weep. So moving. Really.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:33 am
BWAHAHAHA! God, you are brilliant! I wanna have your baby…if you weren’t already married to Natalie Portman, your wife…and if I weren’t a man.
Encore, encore!!
August 8th, 2006 at 11:27 am
My God, you are HILARIOUS. I’m sitting at my desk at work laughing like a goon. Thanks for making my morning!
August 8th, 2006 at 11:31 am
Glorious. The only way to make it better would’ve been to do it Old School style. Next time….
August 8th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
OMG!!! I am laughing so hard right now…I HAVE TEARS DAMN IT!! I am dizzy from the lack of oxygen to my brain!!!! You just made my day…no….my friggin week…ok…YEAR!!!
Can I fly East just to spend a day with you?
August 8th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
funniest thing i’ve ever seen……on your blog!
August 8th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
This tops all of the Super Viagra posts. Love it! =D
August 8th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
The shadow puppet rocked!
August 8th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Oh Craig. You brightened up my day! I’d employ you as my own personal blogger anyday!* (*Funds permitting)
August 8th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
You are awesome. You and your wife, Natalie Portman. Now when are you and Super Viagra going to do a video together????
August 8th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Dear Craig,
I thought of you this weekend while I was at work at the New York Renaissance Faire. I saw a cute young man who was probably gay dressed up in Renaissance drag. He was wearing a skirt and chemise with a bodice stuffed full of something giving him way bigger boobs than mine which made me jealous which was strange since he was a dude.
Anyway, I saw him and thought “that’s something Puntabulous would do”, then today on my day off I came here to visit, and BEHOLD, you’re still so funny I pee.
So if you ever make it up to the NY Renn Faire be sure and look for Lady Aimee and say g’day. = )
August 8th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
dude
you’re too much
August 9th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Craig,
You are SO CUTE!! I just wanna PINCH YOUR CHEEKS… guess which ones
xo
August 9th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
I laughed, I cried.
It was WAY damn better than CATS!
August 9th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Ha! Very funny! This is my first visit to your site, and you are going on ‘bookmarks’ immediately.
August 9th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Hahahahah!
I nearly pissed my pants.
Bravo Craig!
August 10th, 2006 at 11:12 am
You are a triumph.
August 10th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Hee hee! Nobody turns around better than you.
August 10th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
after a day of screaming at my kids and being tormented by my horny dh…you just cheered me up.
Thank you for that….it was stirring and oh so romantic.
August 11th, 2006 at 10:44 pm
I thought I could hear you singing!
November 19th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Turn Aroun In Deed. I F.ing need you more than ever
November 25th, 2007 at 11:57 am
Craig,
You have some sexy legs dude!
I love that innertube pic of you that’s floating around the web.
Damn!
May 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Dude, your hairy legs are soooo hot!