Puntabulous

This one goes out to all my Battlestar Galactica homeboys and homegirls:

Man created Cylons,
Then Cylons got real mad.
The hot ones like to fuck,
Perhaps they’re not all bad?

Adama is sure tough,
And Tigh sure likes to drink.
Off her glasses come,
When Roslin has to think.

Starbuck’ll kick your ass,
And Chief is quite a bore.
Apollo’s really hot,
He should wear a towel more.

Boomer seduced Helo,
While being on the run.
But time was always made,
For pants off action fun.

Dualla is quite cute,
And Billy is a dork.
I hope it all goes well,
But I think it might not work.

Then there’s Gaius Baltar,
It’s Tom from Bridget Jones!
He acts a little gay,
But it’s Six he always bones.

They’re trying to find Earth,
Before the hammer falls.
When the going gets tough,
The tough say: “So say we all”.