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NATALIE PORTMAN HAS HAD IT WITH PUNTABULOUS

Every marriage has it’s problems. Some just handle it in different ways.


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Honey, come on up to bed!


I’ll be right up.


Come on! It’s late!


I said I’ll be right up!


I wish you didn’t love the computer more than me!


Oh yeah! You got me!


I just love the computer so much!


If I could, I would make sweet, sweet love to the computer all night long.


God, you are such a homo!


Can’t an average, warm-blooded, straight male masturbate to pictures of Ryan Reynolds without having these sick accusations thrown at him!


I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. He. Must. Die.


Damn, where is a banana peel when you need one?


Hmmm, maybe.


Natalie Portman, myself, you are a genius!


Sweetie, can you come here a minute!


Step, step, step.


Sure-footed step, sure-footed step, sure-footed step.


Blast!


Honey, what have I told you about leaving peeled apples around the house?


Grumble grumble grumble.


Hey, guess what song from “Dirty Dancing” I’m being!


“Hungry Eyes”! Get it!? Get it!?


Oh, now you’ve got to go. Hey! Let me take your picture!


A little to the left.


A little more.


Perfect!


Achoo!


How’d it come out?


Terrible. You’re ugly.


Aw, look who’s in a bad mood.


I know what always make you feel better.


Watching “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones” and tell me all about kissing Hayden Christensen.


Actually, that’s what always makes you feel better.


Look at you being all specific. Come on, let’s go!


His kiss was like a cool summer night’s breeze. With just a touch of gay.

15 Responses to “NATALIE PORTMAN HAS HAD IT WITH PUNTABULOUS”

  1. Ryan says:

    Thank you Craig! What a great start to the week. Puntabulous rules!

  2. Colleen says:

    So cute!
    Somebody PLLLEASE give Craig a TV show!

  3. M says:

    Reading this is probably the high point of my day.

  4. Emily says:

    Hahahahahahah. That was hilarious!

  5. Oh, The Joys says:

    I, the lowly mommy blogger, bow down before you, the truly fabulous, hilarious, PUNTABULOUS.

  6. Poopsicle McRumproast says:

    Oh Puntabulous! Thanks for making my Monday morning funnier. :) I especially like the “I heart my Grandpa” picture frame next to the computer.

  7. crunchy carpets says:

    Two way communication is the key to a deep and 3 dimensional relationship!!!

  8. Jack Harrison says:

    Unless I get laid, this will also probably be the high point of my day.

  9. candace havens says:

    Hi Jack, where do you live? I can rock your world harder than puntabulous can…..just ask the nerddddd….

  10. Polt says:

    Hungry eyes….stop it, STOP IT! I’m crying here….

    God, what a genius! If only I could be a quarter as funny and witty as you, Craig, my life would be complete!

  11. shirley says:

    Is it good or bad that J and I have the same kinda conversations every night?

  12. moochy says:

    that’s the best comic ive ever read. Thank you

  13. jen says:

    LOVE it…as usual…

  14. chicaloungin says:

    You are so funny I want to bite your ankles!! (specifically, at the space between your sure-footsies and where the hair starts)…

  15. mansoor says:

    funny~!

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