My face is so greasy.
HOW GREASY IS IT?!
My face is so greasy…
That my pillow is invisible by morning.
That Colonel Sanders kills just as many Craigs as he does chicken to harvest them for the grease necessary to cook his chicken.
That I’m not allowed to fly on planes.
Hillarious! Once again Craig, you have done what no one else was able to do in a very long time…..make me laugh.
(what did you think I was going to write? get your mind out of the gutter!)
Love ya lots!
Maybe you could use your face as a slipe and slide for the neighborhood kids!
Don’t feel bad!
Gorgeous funny people, such as yourself, have to have one flaw. A face, that likes to over lubricate, is merely a petty annoyance!
well, look on the bright side, there are more…initmate places that could be overly greasy.
EWWWW!
Hugs and stuff…
LoLZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
may I suggest Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets. 5 bucks a pack and AMAZING at blotting away extreem amounts of face oil. Gross because it shows you just how greasy your face is Wonderful because you know all that grease is on the sheet and not in your pores–fabulous.
I use 3 a day (I am an Italian) and have been using since my jr year of high school. They are great-try em.
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