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When driving, it is important to remember the essentials. We at Puntabulous are happy to provide a complete list of everything you need when driving.
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When preparing to drive, it’s always important to go over a very serious driving checklist. Please note the very serious look upon my face. I mean business.
You should be sure that many things are working in your car as well as checking to make sure you’re prepared to drive.
“But what do I put on my list first, Olivia?” you ask. Don’t worry kiddies, I’ll tell you.
Most importantly you need giant sunglasses. Driving is nothing, if not a fashion competition. One day you’re in, and the next, you’re out. These not only make you look as cool as me, but block from fierce air conditioning as well as sun.
“What else?” you ask. No worries, I’ll guide you through.
A super cool driving hat is always a must when driving. Ask anyone, wait, don’t, because if you didn’t know that then they will make fun of you.
“What’s next?” you ask. Calm the fuck down, I’ll tell you.
Your purse or wallet is a definite must. These hold important things like money for the dollar menu at Wendy’s and maybe a tazer. You know, for like when Wendy is in one of her moods.
What else goes in the purse that you need while driving?
Tunes. That’s right, tunes. That’s what all the cool kids call music these days. I would know. I talked to one once.
Why do I feel like I’m missing something?
Oh right! A gun. A gun is useful if any bitches and/or ho’s try to mess with you on the road.
Oh, duh, and the keys!
And now you’re ready to cruise through the town in your sweet ride…
Especially if your sweet ride is a mini van.
September 13th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
You’re 17 and you’re already driving a soccer mom-mobile. You poor girl.
- By the way, nice choice of song on your MySpace page and one of your favorite movies is Rushmore. Which pretty much makes you cool in my book.
September 14th, 2006 at 4:51 am
Welcome to Puntabulous, Olivia! It’s tough for some readers (okay, me) to watch Craig have a little more He-time and a little less Blog-time, but you fill the gap nicely.
September 14th, 2006 at 11:17 am
I like guns!
September 14th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Olivia! Funny stuff. I loved the gun part. I was like okay, sunglasses, purse, hat, GUN!? You’ll pass that test in style. Unlike me, who had to turn around and such and sped and somehow still passed. That’s so cool you’re doing this. I’ll keep on reading it. Oh yeah, and this is Sam’s friend Rachel in case you weren’t a mind reader and couldn’t tell.
September 14th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Congrats on first official post, young grasshopper. Congrats.
September 18th, 2006 at 5:46 am
welcome to puntabulous!
September 19th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Dude, the gun is like, totally sweet. Don’t get jacked crusin’ in your mini van!
September 20th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Oh my God. I was a little worried when you came on and you were only 17. But then I thought, “She must be awesome if she’s 17 and he picked her.” And I was right. You rock. “You know, for like when Wendy’s in one of her moods.”
SO FUNNY.
September 20th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
ohhh I can’t take credit for that part, Craig’s brilliant mind came up with that. but thanks, lol.
September 21st, 2006 at 9:25 pm
That’s okay. I still like you just as much, funny girl.