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PUNTABULOUS MATHEMATICS

A + B = C

A = Work Party

B = Open Bar

C = Coming out at work

7 Responses to “PUNTABULOUS MATHEMATICS”

  1. Dub says:

    Hooray for coming out at work, Craig! Dub’s been flyin’ the rainbow flag in his office since the day he started eight years ago.

    Now you need to find the other gay guys and start a hideously uncomfortable office romance…the break-up is so much fun when he sits down the aisle from your cubicle!

    Have a good weekend.
    Dub

  2. M says:

    Yup. After marinating the lining of my stomach with about a fifth of Dewar’s or so, I did that too. Then I took two of my coworkers to a gay bar. Then I hooked up with some dude, and ditched them. I think it was a good overall exposure to the gay scene.

  3. Polt says:

    heheehehe, this is why I don’t party with my current co-workers. It’s also how I’ve come out to a few friends in the past. Nothing helps open that closet door like a gut fulla hooch!

    HUGS

  4. Jack Harrison says:

    This is why I have a strict limit on the amount of drinks I have with co-workers and since I’m 6′00″ and weight 160lbs. that means the limit is 2.

    But the upside to coming out at work is that you should be in line for more promotions since you are a minority and plus all of the girls will want to hang out with you now and introduce you to their other gay friends. So this could actually be a really good thing for you. The only bad part is that you’ll just have to put up with the homophobic guys and religious nuts but who really cares what they think anyways.

  5. Dennis says:

    Craig,
    I came out on Halloween to my parents while I was dressed as Boy George after drinking way too much Jack Daniels. Imagine the looks on their faces as a 17 year old, drunk, black, high school boy, dressed as boy george told his parents that he was gay. I don’t think my parents will ever drink Jack D again…

  6. Sabila says:

    We missed you in Nutley, Craig. You could’ve brought along your mom’s banana bread and come out to us as we gorged on food. Good times aren’t the same without you.
    :(

  7. Meany Pants McGee says:

    It’s now the 16th, and there is no witty post. What’s up with that? ;) New blogger and all.. heheh I’m an asshole.

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