We here at Puntabulous would sooner watch “House of Sand and Fog” again than dress our dogs in costumes. But we understand that there are readers out there that have such desires. That’s why we have a handy guide to dressing your dogs for every occassion.
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If you find yourself sympathizing with Angela from “The Office“, I have a sneaking suspicion this Bridal costume will be right up your alley.
If your dog happens to be a cat, you can always dress it up in this fancy collar. But be warned: cats do not enjoy wearing costumes. In fact, telling by the poor photoshop, they couldn’t even get one to wear it for this picture.
If you actually thought high school were some of the best times of your life, it probably means that this cheerleader costume would be right up your alley. It probably also means that I hated you in high school.
If your dog is male, and always pants a bit heavier when “Air Bud” is on TV, I would totally go for this daisy costume.
If you don’t like your dog, and wish it to be killed by larger, homophobic dogs, this dancer costume should do the trick.
Also popular in the Deady-Doggy line is the Batman costume making your dog completely invisible to driving cars at night.
If George Lucas hasn’t ruined “Star Wars” enough for you in recent years, Darth Doggy oughta do it.
If your dog actually prefers being chained up in the backyard, then this leather hat is definitely the way to go.
If your dog is always running away from home, but the bastard neighbors just use it for cheap labor then send it back, then you can’t go wrong with the Mexican ensemble.
If this is what it takes to get over your disappointment of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” then I guess I should be supportive.
If your dog’s parents died in a tragic trapeze accident, this Robin costume may be a fun idea. What were the dogs thinking anyway? Doing it without the safety of a net? Your dog is probably better off without them.
If you don’t wish to receive Christmas presents anymore, it’s always easy to piss off Santa by making a mockery of his costume. Trust me, Tim Allen has been doing it for about three movies now. It works like a charm.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s something gayer than Brandon Routh!
If your dog spins around in circles chasing her tail, reminding you of Linda Carter’s transformation into Wonder Woman, then you will love this costume. You will probably also love telling people your reasoning for dressing up your dog as Wonder Woman. You’ll think you’re clever, they’ll nod and smile, but deep inside, they will like you a little less. But you won’t realize this. Because you’re too busy laughing. Laughing at your wacky dog, who likes to chase her tail. You’ll probably think: “Golly, she looks just like Wonder Woman. That’s just so funny. People really like me.” But they won’t. Sorry.
Awww. Look how cute the dogs look. You can almost see that “Euthanize me” look in their eyes.
I totally want that mexican dog outfit, even more so than the cheerleader outfit.
What’s wrong with House of Sand and Fog? O_o
It was just too overdramatic. All that death because Jennifer Connoly didn’t open her mail? Sigh.
You mean when my dog is chasing her tail she’s NOT imitating Linda Carter? What? Huh? Nooo!
While I was reading this my cat bit my toe – again proving that even having us cat worshippers (you try saying cat owners and not being killed) look at pictures of cats in costumes have disasterous results.