Puntabulous

Here in Mississippi it’s essential for a girl to protect herself.

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I bought a gun today after school, you know, for protection. But before I went out and protected myself, I had to learn some gun safety.

And if you ever plan on getting a gun, you will need to follow these simple rules also. Don’t worry, when I say simple, I mean simple. It’s only a gun after all!

STOP! You should always make sure that you are being super safe while handling a firearm.

You MUST wear eye protection. This is probably the most serious gun safety rule ever to be known ever.

But you have to make sure that you look good too, because if you don’t have snazzy eye protection, you have nothing. Make sure it’s effective though, or else…

You could shoot your eye out. Yeah, I know, ow!

But it’s no problem if you have eye protection! See? I can shoot at my eyes all I want! Hee hee! That tickles!

Next, you should always remember to not leave any guns around the house where small children could reach them. If you do then…

BAM! Your three year old nephew has shot you and you are dead on the floor. Good job you dumbass. And if you don’t have a three year old nephew, then someone else’s three year old nephew will shoot you. And what was a stranger’s three year old nephew doing in your home? You really are a disgusting bastard, aren’t you?

Always, I mean ALWAYS, remember that you need to have plenty of ammunition ready.

You don’t want this to happen:

“Give me your purse bitch!”

“EEK! If only I had remembered to put those little orange pellets in my air gun! Now I am defenseless against this dangerous yet extremely attractive thug!”

There, now you know how to safely handle a gun! Happy Shooting!

P.S. It’s only a Soft Air gun, but I look killer sexy anyway.