Puntabulous

Here at Puntabulous, we know the importance of fine men as well as deciphering the pros and cons of those fine men.

Exhibit A - Callum Blue

Reason for Loving: Do you see that picture?! Do you!? That would almost be enough said IF he wasn’t so damn charming on the past Showtime series, Dead Like Me. He’s pretty much the most handsome man ever to be alive.

Possible Problems with this Love: Might be gay, but so, so super cute.

Exhibit B - Zach Braff

Reason for Loving: Garden State pretty much spoke to me, and it said, not only shall you be a director/writer/producer, you shall also love Zach Braff. Therefore I am obliged. Also, he’s so damn cute. Look at him!

Possible Problems with this Love: First off, he dated Mandy Moore, and you know how she bothers me. Well, you don’t know, but she does. I read this article about her once and it didn’t make me like her. I’m sure she’s super nice or whatever though. Also, I hear that he is totally breaking up the seemingly solid relationship of Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson, RB being his costar in The Last Kiss and that’s just not cool Zach Braff.

Exhibit C - Jason Mraz

Reason for Loving: What would be easier is reasons for NOT loving, because I think that he is pretty fantastic. I got to see him play live in May and it was really, truly, great. He’s the backround on my phone, but I got pushed back by some whores so it’s a tiny picture, but you can still see his little body with a guitar. I read his blog for awhile too and it was pretty good, then it sort of started crapping out for me. He’s amazing.

Possible Problems with this Love: He might be stupid from what I’ve heard, I don’t think he is, but he might be one of those people that just spews out things that they have heard and think are factual but are in fact, not. Like those bulletins on Myspace about guys jumping into the backseat of your car while you’re pumping gas, not true. That’s why you look things up.

Exhibit D - Edward Norton

Reason for Loving: No explanation needed, aside from the one I am going to give you. He is one hell of an actor, very, very smart from what I hear, an avid non-smoker, and v. handsome. Can you say “Gained thirty pounds of muscle for American History X?” Ya, that’s right.

Possible Problems with this Love: Bit of an age difference, but we can make it work.

Exhibit E - Conor Oberst

Reason for Loving: Fantastic musician, and sticks it to the man on a regular basis. Plus I’ve got a little thing for mildly emo boys who like to sing a little song and play a little guitar. And he’s pretty effing smart, and cute.

Possible Problems with this Love: If he’s too emo then that can get old. Otherwise, let’s get married Conor Oberst.