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The nomination process for the GAY BLOGGIES ends Friday night. I need as many nominations as possible to get in the finals so please vote! To help you in this process, I have the top ten reasons why you should vote for Puntabulous:
1) Because I look adorable in powder blue.
2) Because I open up potential collectors items just to play with them.
3) Because I would have a really hard time breaking it to Natalie Portman, my wife, if I wasn’t nominated.
4) Because I have very powerful friends.
5) Because we appeal to straight men and lesbians too!
6) Because it’s been seven (7) months and winning a contest might help me get laid.
7) Because where else can you see Natalie Portman attempt to go down on herself?
Because I know the sacred art of ka-ra-te, and I can kick your ass.
9) Because Super Viagra really looks forward to celebrating our victory.
10) Because I have an awesome set of sad-eyes, and I’m not afraid to use them.
So go to GAY BLOGGIES and vote!
October 20th, 2006 at 12:29 am
Thy wish is done. You had me at Optimus Prime.
October 20th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
DONE!
You know, I have THEEEEE perfect boyfriend for you…but you would have to move to Vancouver…..
Sigh…..
October 20th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Don’t underestimate the lengths I would take to prevent myself from becoming a crazy old cat lady.
October 20th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
I nominated you for every category.
just the best pornstar.
Just kidding.
October 21st, 2006 at 11:47 am
I would nominate you just for the scene of Natalie Portman attempting to go down on herself. That was pure ingenious.
October 21st, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Craig- I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…you are the CUTEST!! OF COURSE I’ll nominate you in every catagory…you DESERVE to WIN, BABY!
October 21st, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Just look at those EYES in the first and last pic…HOW CAN ANYONE RESIST?!?!?!
Awww…just ADORABLE!!
October 21st, 2006 at 6:49 pm
I totally did some serious nominating Friday in the school library and made the guy next to me do the same. Then he was going to leave you a comment on the Evil Bunny blog but after he typed it out he thought he sounded dumb so he didn’t post it. But he laughed really hard. You are like a sweet little forest animal in the last picture, that alone should make Puntabulous the blog of all blogs.
October 26th, 2006 at 4:04 am
7 months huh need a hand
i missed the nominations though sorry 
November 3rd, 2006 at 11:34 am
I loved this post. This is something that no one else is doing that I’ve ready anyway. These comic strip-type posts are hilarious!