27
Oct
I went to my computer, and it took me about 5 minutes to realize that my mouse was unplugged. Then as I went to put my jacket on at the end of the day, I found that the sleeves were stuffed with paper towels. They are evil geniuses I tell you!
Unfortunately, the peacock had to suffer the consequences.
But hey, I got a promotion, so that’s fun too.
In a nutshell: Napoleon Dynamite, with worse dance moves; Bridget Jones, with fewer love interests; And any random plucky sidekick, with less saving the day.
I aspire to be a childrens book author. This is the current page count to the book I am writing. It is here to inspire me. If time goes by and you do not see an increase, send me an e-mail and give me a kick in the pants. Thank you. CURRENT PAGE COUNT: 7
I can't promise that anything you donate to me will be put to a good cause. Chances are I'll use it to buy a DVD. Is that good enough?
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What up with the Jesuses… Jesi? I dunno.
They’re the girls in the next cubicle who perform the pranks. They thought they looked like Jesuses too. Perhaps I need to work on my drawing skills.
Wait, peacock torture = getting a promotion? I need to get me a peacock. Congrats!
Is it just me, or does the peacock look like he’s enjoying it?
Kinky bird!
I so want your job.
Tell Me What a Dork I Am!