I went to my computer, and it took me about 5 minutes to realize that my mouse was unplugged. Then as I went to put my jacket on at the end of the day, I found that the sleeves were stuffed with paper towels. They are evil geniuses I tell you!
Unfortunately, the peacock had to suffer the consequences.
But hey, I got a promotion, so that’s fun too.
What up with the Jesuses… Jesi? I dunno.
They’re the girls in the next cubicle who perform the pranks. They thought they looked like Jesuses too. Perhaps I need to work on my drawing skills.
Wait, peacock torture = getting a promotion? I need to get me a peacock. Congrats!
Is it just me, or does the peacock look like he’s enjoying it?
Kinky bird!
I so want your job.