Okay, so the nominations for the Gay Bloggies were SUPPOSED to be posted yesterday, so the final voting could begin. I made this post that could be easily arranged to say that I WAS or WASN’T nominated. But the nominations haven’t been posted yet, and I don’t have a back-up plan. So let’s just assume I DON’T get nominated. If by some weird accident, I do actually get nominated, I’ll quickly change it, but I wanted to give you guys something to read in the meantime.
Enjoy!
Well, I wasn’t nominated for a Gay Bloggie. Oh well. That’s okay. We all know we’re better than all those mainstream gay websites. Here’s what went down after I found out about not being nominated:
Mmmmmmmm…
Honey, I’m home!
Natalie Portman, my wife! You’re early!
What the hell is going on in here! Who’s in that bed with you!?
Optimus Prime! You Hussy!
Well at least I’m glad to see I’m not the only person you have sex with all your clothes on.
What can I say? I’m hotter with clothes on.
Well what’s the meaning of this!?
Didn’t you hear!? I wasn’t nominated for a Gay Bloggie! Where were you when I needed you?! When I needed some love and affection!?
I was with my bridge club.
Yeah, I don’t believe that for a second.
Optimus was here when I needed a shoulder to cry on.
And his Autobot kung-fu grip is the perfect size!
Well how was it?
I see there’s plenty of tissues left, so it couldn’t have been that good!
Oh my god! How could you ask that!?
Easy: HOW…WAS…IT?
It was okay.
Try again.
Oh my god, it was awful! Two words: Metal Mouth.
And what do you have to say for yourself, Optimus?
Megatron must be stopped. No matter the cost.
Oh don’t play coy with me, Mister “I Give into my Optimus Primal Urges”!
Autobots! Transform, and roll out!
Where are you going, you bastard!?
See? He doesn’t love you the way I love you. Troubled times, and he’s outta here. You love me. You NEED me. Now let’s fuck the way I know you like it.
While watching gay porn and you don’t lay a hand on me?!
Sigh…yes.
YES!
Oh well. Better luck next year! I guess you should go vote anyway.
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So when are you going to let me *borrow* your wife for the night?
and why do you wear so many clothes to sleep?
Oh my……
Now I can’t watch transformers again.
That’s better.
“More than meets the eye” indeed!
Sorry to hear you weren’t nominated, Craiggers. Maybe next year will be far more gay.
“Hotter with clothes on”? Hmm, mayeb I don’t know. I think you should post both with and without clothes photos…then we could properly judge that.
I always hated the Transformers and now i have another reason to! They’ve had Craig before I have!
You’re too, too cute.
that was cute indeed
LOL! You got us rolling around here at QC! Patience dear, patience… good things come to those who wait! (hopefully! haha!) =)
Punty Craig, you know you get the PooDub vote whether you’re clothed or not!! Though Dub may prefer not!
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