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PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO CARVING PUMPKINS WITH PIZAZZ!

There’s nothing we love more here at Puntabulous than Holidays. This year, to celebrate Halloween, here is a complete how-to guide for carving pumpkins.


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Here at Puntabulous, we take Pumpkin carving SERIOUSLY!


When carving a fantastic/amazing/stupendous pumpkin, you must have a sharp knife, such as this one.


What else do I need though?


Duh!


A picture of the fantastic Callum Blue to use as my pumpkin carving design!


Now you have to poke little holes to mark your pattern onto the pumpkin. I’m so sorry I have to ruin you, Callum!


After making your pattern, lay out some newspaper so you don’t make a mess.


Now, very gently, cut the top off of your pumpkin.


It may be gross, but make sure to take out all of the pumpkin’s guts, then put them on your newspaper.


It’s so clean in there, Mr. Clean would live in there!


Make sure you are in a complete state of concentration, then totally cut some holes in that pumpkin.


Pop your cut pieces out and stick some candles in that bitch, ’cause damnit, you’ve got a hot new Callum Blue Pumpkin to stick on your front porch, use as a whimsical centerpiece, or even decorate your room! It’s CallumBlue-tastic!

2 Responses to “PUNTABULOUS GUIDE TO CARVING PUMPKINS WITH PIZAZZ!”

  1. Polt says:

    Hmm, okay but where’s the Shirtless Channing Tatum pumpkin?

  2. Lola says:

    wow Olivia!!! ur so damn creative!! p.s. i love ur pics.

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