Yes folks, something awful has happened…my…oh God, I don’t think I can bear to say it…my..TV…broke! In the middle of Lost!
It got pushed to channel three and it won’t go back to channel four and it needs to be on channel four for the cable to work and I’m FREAKING OUT! And I do not do well with this sort of emergency!
“Wait, why do you only have one TV, Olivia?” you ask? It’s because I read a book dealing with Feng Shui and it said that a TV in your room messes with your Zen or something, so I gave my TV to my brother, who decided it was broken and threw it out. Then he broke his TV and my parents don’t believe in having a TV in their room. It’s a terrible, terrible, mess.
At least it was in the middle of Lost, and not Heroes. Then I really would have freaked out. But Lost has just totally been sucking as of lately. All I’m worried about is the fact that we might not have a working TV before Smallville tomorrow! What if Clarke and Lex finally get down and dirty and I miss it!? And doesn’t the OC start tomorrow?! Cage fighting! REALLY! And I can’t set the Tivo to record it because I can’t see the screen!
I’m in a complete state of panic right now!
Things I will be missing if there isn’t a new TV by seven o’clock PM tomorrow night:
1-Possible man on man hot sweaty super action on Smallville.
2-Possible new OC with crazy Ryan cage fighting and Summer being a hippie, and Seth being Seth!
3-God only knows what else! It’s an endless abyss!
There is nothing worse than the tv going out on a good tv night! For about 4 weeks in a row last season, my tv would go out every Thursday night at 8 on the dot. It was freakish! I think Buddha was telling me not to watch so much tv.
what? Clark and Lex gettin down an dirty? Geez, why the HELL did I stop watching that show? I guess Lana and Chloe are sharing a bed now, eh? Or is Lois involved too.
Frankly, I’d rather see Clark and the Aquaman guy get it on! Or that new Green Arrow guy they’re supposed to be bringing in. Super Friends inDEED!
green arrow=sex, with a man or woman, or both. he’s fantastic.
Oh, Olivia, Lost was actually good last night too!! Watch the last 10 minutes on abc.com at least!!!
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lost has gotten a lot better since the first one this season. but i still feel like there is absolutely no way for them to wrap up all the plot lines they’ve began.