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This may very well be the pinnacle of my immaturity. Or stupidity. You decide! Actually, don’t. I’m pretty sure I can figure it out myself.
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Alright Optimus, I’m going to see Borat! Be good!
I will! Bye Craig!
He’s gone!
It’s about time! I thought he’d never leave!
Look who’s coming out of the closet! Ha!
You tell that fucking joke everytime. It’s not funny!
Yeah, well it was funny when you SUCKED MY DICK!
Look at those homos down there.
Why don’t you come down here and say that to our faces, cuntbags!?
Yeah! Well maybe I will…whoa!
Great! Real fucking great!
Yo man, come flip me over.
Fuck man! Knock that shit off!
Dude! That shits disgusting.
You mean this shit!? Eat it! Eat it!
Woops! Forgot my glasses!
Everything seems normal here.
The coast is clear!
“Stop eating me! Stop eating me!” “Eat me! Eat me!”
Good day sir. It appears as though Craig has left the facilities.
Can you believe the state of Affirmative Action these days?
Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Nothing! Gotta go!
Damn Crackas!
Quick! Craig’s coming! Back to your places!
Oh yeah.
Optimus. What did I tell you about smoking in bed?
November 6th, 2006 at 12:07 am
See, it’s cuz of nympho pervert toys like yours that my cigarettes put them selves out. Shame on Optimus. And the racist pens. Shame!
November 6th, 2006 at 8:11 am
Transformers having sex with stuffed fuzzy dinsosaurs; ink pens discriminating against each other; inanimate object swearing at each other…all in the room of a homosexual! See??? see THIS is why I’m voting Republican tomorrow! This is what’ll happen if the Democrats win! Oh this and the terrorists’ll win, yeah,that too!
Huh, what, Haggard’s on my line again? I’ll be right there….
November 6th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Brilliant.
Craig, what goes on in your head must be like what happens when you combine too much scotch, coke and quaaludes. I love it.
November 6th, 2006 at 10:42 am
“Damn crackas!” HilARious.
November 6th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
So how did you like Borat?
November 6th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
im not sure whether to laugh or call some sort of hospital and alert them of your activities but i couldnt help but laugh…. but if men in white coats come for u dont fight just go with it
November 6th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
The pens made me laugh the hardest. Seriously.
November 6th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Oh Craig… silly, silly Craig… I’ll never be able to look at Optimus Prime the same way again.
November 6th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Ass licking…thats about all I can say after that post.
November 7th, 2006 at 7:35 am
best work ever!!
*hugs*
November 7th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Your awesomeness never ceases to amaze me.
November 19th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Craig This is highhhhhhhhhhLARIOUS My SISTER printed this out in her work and I showed IT TO ALL my friends at BELL GARDENS HIGH,HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Gave them the website adress hopefully youwill get more “hits” kEEP up the outstading work up i LOVE’S IT:)
February 6th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
That is so hilarious! I liked that dinosaur and Optimus.