Just guess…
I got!
A kitten!
And she loves me! Can’t you see the love in that picture?! It practically jumps out!
Here’s how it happened:
So. I got off of work at two and went to buy some business attire for an upcoming conference that requires some business lady attire. I wasn’t having much luck (any luck) and was getting thoroughly pissed. I get mad when I shop a lot of times because everything is always too big, but that’s beside the point. We had just been to our third store and down the strip mall there’s a Petco (where the pets go). Outside the Petco (where the pets go) there was one of those weird old men (think Locke on Lost but with hair) with free kittens.
1-Hello?! FREE! You can’t pass up free things!
2-Hello!? Kittens! You can’t pass up kittens!
The kitten loves me, but really, who doesn’t? Callum Blue, that’s who. Damn that thirteen year age difference…anyway! The kitten enjoys activities such as jumping, sleeping, pooping, eating, drinking strong whiskey, beating me while she’s drunk, and watching TV. And running.
So what began as just petting some kittens for fun turned into me and my Mom deciding to take one. Seriously. We stole it. Not really, it was free. But since we decided to get a kitten that day’s shopping was done with.
Kittens: 1
Olivia’s search for fitting business attire: 0
Poll: What should we name our new kitten? (She’s a girl)
A. Olivia Junior
B. Inky
C. Brighty
D. Other
YOu got my other warning about cats, right? Spawns of Satan, I tell you! Naming her? I’ll go with D. Other, and suggest the name DemonSeed!
“I get mad when I shop a lot of times because everything is always too big”
Waa, waa, waa….skinny little bitch…:)
Kidding! kidding! i kid! Olivia, you know I love you more than a new set of snow tires!
HUGS….
Just because of the pac man reference, I vote for Inky.
No really, I think you should name her “Other”. It’d be really cute! That’s a freakin great name!
You should name the cat “The Goddammed Cat has No Name”. Call him Goddey for short.
Ms. Sugarkisses, greatest name for a cat ever.
D. Other
I like when pets have regular people names, such as Betty, Francesca (Frankie for short, Francesca when you’re mad) or Penelope.
Or Mrs. Flufferkins.
Why not Callum Blue? It’s not the most masculine name to begin with, so the gender issue doesn’t get in the way, and the kitten already loves you, so you can go around telling everyone, “Callum Blue loves me!”
Of course, Callum Blue (cat) won’t be loving you the way you want Callum Blue (babe) to be loving you (at least, she better not be), but no one has to know that.
No suggestions on names, but I must tell you this . . . that is the sweetest little furry kitty face I have ever seen!!
I totally agree with St. Ewart… Callum Blue! Think of the possibilities… “work is over, I’m going home to Callum Blue”… “Callum Blue kept me up all night (wink wink)”.
Best of luck with her.
Ooooh, how I love kitties! Olivia, best of luck with little Estelle. She looks like an Estelle to me…or a Prudence…
…perhaps Tabitha???
Wouldn’t “Olivia Junior” make her…O.J.?
That’s just askin’ for trouble.
Inky!
Caylee Blue
Calivia
Inky
Callum Blue, definitely.
You could call her Callie for short. So cute, almost vomitous cute, how could you not??
What a beautiful looking pussy you have!
Inky, for sure.
Oh she would make a great mate for my big black guy, she is sooo sweet! Um you should name her Felicia, but then call her whatever name or sound comes to mind when speaking to her. That’s what I do with my cats and they don’t seem to mind. One cat has atleast 25 names and knows all of them.
Inky, without a doubt. That’s an inky if i ever saw one.