I love kids. When I was in high school, I taught karate to kids ages 4-6. Some of the parents compared me to Steve from “Blues Clues”. It got me thinking, maybe I should have my own children’s show…
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Hello neighbor!
How are you today?
Are you ready to have some fun!?
Ding dong!
Who’s that coming out of the magical closet of make believe?
It’s Mr. Dick Head!
I love when Mr. Dick Head comes!
…over to visit!
What brings you here today, Mr. Dick Head?
I’m here to teach the kids about the importance of drinking milk!
That’s great!
Milk is nutritious and delicious.
And delicious!
Woops!
Oh no, Mr. Dick Head! Don’t cry over spilt milk!
It’s okay Mr. Dick Head, it was an accident.
Oh, Mr. Dick Head, you’re so cute I could eat you up!
But I won’t, because eating people is wrong.
See you next time boys and girls!
Mr. Dick Head comes courtesy of Robin and Jenn! And yes, it’s really milk!
Is it wrong that this kid’s show got me somewhat aroused?
Honeslty, Craig, your facial expressions just crack me the hell up!
HUGS…
Sure it is…milk
This is far and away one of the funniest posts you’ve ever made.
So is the “Who’s that coming out of the magical closet of make believe?” facial expression the same as your “O face” expression?
OMG! That was sooooo funny! Oops. I just had milk squirt…
…out of my nose I was laughing so hard.
Next time though. Take a little more off than your shoes and socks. Belts and bare feet do NOT go together. Next time, I call the fashion police.
I think Puntabulous just crossed a line. I’m not sure which line, but I know this site has crossed it. Whatever it is.
Admit it, Craig: that’s not the first time you’ve seen inanimate objects come out of the magical closet of make believe. Or that they’ve spoken to you.
MUAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH!!! Absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Just couldnt laugh to the FULL at WORK!!! Keep em coming…
I was giggling away to myself at that post, I forgot I was in the library. Got some funny looks when I said ‘I love it when Mr Dick Head comes’ to myself.
Fuckin’ awesome.
So, so wrong. But in the best way.
so wrong but yet so right
Ha, well you know Steve was dreamy, thus I’m sure the comparison. You should have been his replacement instead of that dorfus Joe.
Do your parents know you have that????
[...] Finally, and to lift the mood at this point, Craig over at Puntabulous had this incredibly funny spoof of Mr. Rodgers. I completely admire his photo stories and must steal pay homage to this idea for my own nefarious ends! [...]
Bravo. Absolutely brilliant.
Hmmm….
I’m torn between “laughed til I peed” and “MY EYES! MY EYES! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT’S HOLY, MY EYES!”
Maybe the truth lies somewhere in the middle…