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I don’t know about you folks, but I’ve noticed an increase in hot older men. Let’s check it out (In no particular order):
Hot man: Daniel Craig
What makes him so damn hot?: What kind of question is that!? Have you seen the new James Bond movie? No man could look as downright sexy as Daniel Craig while sitting naked in a bottomless chair having his testicles whacked! Best. Movie. Ever.
Hot man: Gordon Ramsey
What makes him so damn hot?: Well, I like me a man that can cook, and also, no one else so elegantly use countless dirty words in a regular sentence, leaving me with nothing at the end of said sentence aside from “ohhh Gordon Ramsey…”
Hot man: Edward Norton
What makes him so damn hot?: A better question may be what doesn’t make him hot because World, I can’t find a reason why he’s not. I love everything about this man.
Hot man: Clinton from “What Not to Wear”
What makes him so damn hot?: He is always dressed to impress, and I like a man with good outfits. And he’s funny! He’s giggly! He’s adorable! I love him!
Hot man: Nathan Fillion
What makes him so damn hot?: No one can pull off tight little future/western pants like Captain Malcom Reynolds, no one! No one can pull off hot redneck sherrif fighting an alien invasion like him! If Nathan Fillion came up to me in the street and asked me to marry him, I’d be taken ,guys.
Hot man: Jon Stewart
What makes him so damn hot?: The funny. The funny makes him hot. And I like that he’s just a normal guy, married with some babies and stuff. Sure, he pronounced “sanguine” the wrong way, but it was endearing.
Hot man: Josh Holloway
What makes him so damn hot?: Psha! This man leaves me speechless! All I can say when he’s all shirtless and sweaty and having cage sex on Lost is “Jesus…I love him.” Same for any sane person. Everyone loves him! EVERYONE!
Hot man: Jason Statham
What makes him so damn hot?: Did you see Crank!? Sex in the middle of Chinatown!!!!! That deserves an Academy Award! I’d tap that.
Hot man: Jason Bateman
What makes him so damn hot?: He’s got the nice guy appeal from Arrested Developement and there’s nothing nicer than a nice guy. However, when he goes with that long hair, I throw up a little in my mouth.
Hot man: Hugh Grant
What makes him so damn hot?: British! Arrested for picking up a hooker! I love a man that lives on the edge like that. Even his mug shot looked pretty durn good. Plus, I love him in Love, Actually. He was the effing Prime Minister! Fantastic.
November 30th, 2006 at 8:42 am
Ugh, why have I not seen the new James Bond film yet…
November 30th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Ooh la la. Great list of great lookin’ men.
November 30th, 2006 at 9:34 am
I always chuckled to myself that guys like Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan had all the Bond babes falling over them when said babes were young enough to be thier granddaughters and the men themselves just weren’t hot at all.
HOWEVER, daniel Craig….oh yeah, i can definately see women falling all over him (and not a few gay men either), cause he is STEAMING hott! those eyes…..
But Jason Batemen is over 35????? Oh God, I am SO old…I remember him as a kid in that Ricky Schroder sitcom…..
November 30th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
ED BURNS
November 30th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
WONDERFUL picks, there is something to be said about a REAL man, not these hairless skinny little boys.
November 30th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Yowza…you have good taste.
All verrrrry yuummy.
Hows about John Cusack…tall and funny. I’d do him.
I used to have a thing for Matthew Modine too. Don’t know why….
November 30th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Oh Huzzah, I was just trying to explain to my officemate why I love Hugh Grant.
But I also love Colin Firth and Ralph Fiennes. I am a full out Anglophile.
November 30th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Now THIS is Jonesy’s kind of blog.
November 30th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Daniel Craig…sucking on that woman’s fingers in the shower….walking out of the water in THAT SUIT…YUMMMMMEEEEE! I shall watch again JUST cuz of him…
Jason Bateman…sorta hot.
Jon Stewart…hot in a geeky smart guy kinda way…
BUT WHERE IS JOHNNY DEPP?!!!! Hellllooooo Craig…you are slipping here buddy.
December 1st, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Am I the only straight man who visits this blog?
December 1st, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Jack..even if you are the only straight guy that visits this blog..you have to admit that Daniel Craig is hot.
December 2nd, 2006 at 11:02 am
Really? No one else in the comments wants to second the Josh Holloway nomination? My only regret about the last episode of LOST was that he didn’t have any hot, sweaty,nekkid scenes with Nathan Fillion. I mean, why feature the two of them in the same episode and NOT give them screen time together. Thank God for Photoshop.
December 2nd, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Daniel Craig looks like he just got the crap beat out of him. But I suppose if I was into guys I’d be all swooned by him and whatnot.
December 6th, 2006 at 3:47 am
Great list, except for Ed Norton. He annoys me. And he is fugly.
January 6th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
these are great actors but what about the average hot over 30 man — not a movie star and straight
November 6th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Mmmmm. Jason Statham!