Puntabulous

Lately I’ve been noticing a lot of things that are just weird in the town I live in.

One of these things I’ve noticed is that apparently whoever is in charge of things believes that everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, can be fixed with gravel. Potholes for instance, I’d like to just add that gravel does NOT fix potholes. In fact, it makes them worse, because after more people run over these now gravelized potholes, there’s gravel all over the road. Other things fixed by gravel include the side of roads. We here in that there South apparently don’t that there believe in a thing called that there curbs on our streets. Or shoulders on a road. We just have a clay colored gravel/dirt mixture that gets re-gravel and dirted about once a year. Also, new short roads are created with that there gravel. I live in a place with crazy people.

Also in our area, there’s a new bank being built pretty much once a month. Who has all this money! They have built three banks on the road our school is on in the past six months! It’s madness!

Also being built twenty times a year are strip malls. Strip malls are being built while ten other strip malls aren’t even filled with stores yet! Vacant for months and new ones are popping up! And. In every, EVERY, single strip mall there are a few things that are always there. They are as follows: Nail Salon, Hair Salon, Tanning Salon, Tobacco Store, Booze Joint, Random foreign food place. Every. Time.

Another thing I think is weird is this whole gangs having special colors. Friday there was supposed to be a big gang war (really.) at school (really, I know) with guns and stuff. First of all, there were so many po-po’s that even I couldn’t walk down a hall hall-passless as I usually am without being interrogated. Anyway, these gangs have colors. And so I hear not to wear pretty much every color there is that day. How. Am. I. Supposed to get dressed in the morning!? These damn gangs. I ended up going with green and pink plaid with an orange undershirt. Take that gangstas.

That’s all my pondering for tonight. Get jiggy with it.