Puntabulous

Well, Olivia gave a run down of the men she fancies. You can read them HERE and HERE. So it’s about time I give you my list as well. So with no further adieu:

Jamie Bamber: Sure his character can be a bit whiny at times, and yes, the episode based completely on his character (Black Market) is known as the worst episode of Battlestar Galactica ever. But who else besides Lee “Apollo” Adama could lose all that New Caprica weight in a matter of days? Gods bless him, he’s handsome.*

*I realize I made a lot of “Battlestar Galactica” references just now that you may not understand, but just try and focus on the picture.

Paul Campbell: I can’t say for certain if he would be on this list if not for his character Billy on “Battlestar Galactica”. But anyone who can pull off looking good in a sweater that is only one step above something Bidget Jones’ mother would give her is amazing.

Ioan Gruffud: Okay, so maybe “Fantastic Four” was kinda lame, but he played Lancelot for goodness sakes! And he’s more handsome than anyone whose name ends in “fud” has any right to be.

Edward Speleers: He basically represents everything I hate. A seventeen year old, HOME-SCHOOLED, kid gets his parents to publish his book, which is then picked up by a major publisher, and then made into a movie. But how can I take out my hatred on the hotty boo blotty who plays the main character in the movie adaptation? I simply can’t. And yes, I did my research, he’s nineteen, so my adoration is completely legal.

John Krasinski: Who doesn’t love this man? Plus I need to give props to my tall, lanky brethren. It’s not very often we get someone in Hollywood to represent us in a positive light. That guy from “My Giant” hasn’t getting much work lately. I blame Billy Crystal.

Dominic Monaghan: Believe it or not, Dominic Monaghan almost didn’t make the list. And if you know me, you know I’ve been fancying him for quite some time now. But recently I saw someone in a bar that looked just liked him, and he was completely and utterly unattractive. But he’s hot in the picture, so he made my list.

Martin Freeman: Fine. Yes. I will fully admit to having a hobbit fetish. But seriously, I would do things to this man that would make a nazgul blush.