PUNTABULOUS POPULAR DEMAND!

And, of course, by popular demand I actually mean one Myspace message and a casual comment by a friend one day. Craig did his fantastic Sextette of Oddity, and so here comes my Six Crazy-Nutso-isms of Olivia. (That’s the best name I could think of. I can’t top Sextette of Oddity!)

SIX CRAZY-NUTSO-ISMS OF OLIVIA!

1. I know exactly what times I need to be doing certain things in the morning in order to be ready exactly when I have to leave, sometimes a bit late. I recently woke up one morning and thought “Why don’t I just wake up twenty minutes early? Then I wouldn’t have all these little morning deadlines.” However, I still continue to get ready for my day with no time to spare.

2. Things touching my ears freak me out like nothing else. Actually, in addition to that, people who I don’t know very well touching me at all freaks me out. But the ears-it’s terrible. I’ll just be sitting somewhere, minding my own business and BAM! A bug flies into my ear. And you know that these bugs have some sort of conspiracy to do this, because really, how many people have bugs fly in their ears!? Not many!

3. I do really stupid things spontaneously thinking it’s a really good idea. For example, yesterday I thought, “Geeze, my room should be rearranged today!” Then I spent three hours pushing and pulling giant pieces of furniture around. About an hour into it, I was lying on the floor, sweating and panting, while my mother stood over me asking what was going on. I told her that I had thought I could rearrange everything, but that it turned out to be a really bad idea. (But it does look cooler now!)

4. Sometimes when I’m sad, I forget I’m sad and go on with being happy, but I remember, “oh yeah, I’m sad!” But by then everyone is thinking “Olivia, you heartless bitch!” But I can’t help it, I sort of have a short attention span, and if there’s something to be happy about, then I figure you should be happy about it if it’s that amazing! But it is awkward when in the middle of a joke, you remember you’re sad and sort of trail out and go “oh yeah, my dog died.” Conversation killer.

5. I get really worked up when in a heated political debate and people don’t expect it. I can’t help it, people are really stupid a lot of the time, and I have to tell them so and also yell back examples of ways they are wrong and how I’m right. Living in the South is pretty much terrible for me, because pretty much everyone has the same opinion which is, in fact, different from mine. And also, their opinion sucks. And they are misinformed from watching Fox news.

6. I really, really, embarrassingly love K-Fed’s PoPoZao. It’s catchy! And you have to take pity on the guy, Britney Spears just dumped his ass. His concerts are being cancelled for lack of ticket sales. But hey! If he came around here, I’d go see him! Just for PoPoZao! It’s my Myspace song right now. It started as a joke, but now it’s pretty close to my heart. However, I still can’t get past the lyric in one song “Girls love K Fed, Dudes hate K Fed, But it don’t matter, ’cause K Fed stay fed!”