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Yes folks, it happens. Many a time I, Olivia, fall deeply in love with a man, a man…who turns out to be gay. Just like in that movie with Jennifer Aniston. I loved that movie. Anywho, here are a few of said gay men that I have in the past or present fallen in love with (not all of them though, it’s too hard for me knowing that our love cannout be):
Alistair Appleton-totally gay. Very smart, very suave, very handsome. I first came to know dear Ali while he hosted the BBC show, Cash in the Attic. My mom watched it for the antiques, I watched it for the man candy. Then I found his blog and soon knew that he would never love me as I loved him.
Callum Blue-very possibly gay. So, so…SO insanely cute, he HAS to be gay. You know why? Because straight guys can’t be that amazing! One day while in the library I spent an hour and a half researching trying to figure out if he is or isn’t gay. It was really fifty-fifty. Either way, I guess. As long as either Craig or I end up growing old with him, it’s fine with me. Anyone else though and I’ll totally freak out.
Vern Yip-totally gay. I loved Vern when he was on Trading Spaces! We were a team, Vern and I! He’d say something ON the tv, and I’d go, “ya, you tell ‘em Vern!” at the tv! Then one he decorated a room so, so, so phenomenally and I realized he was gayer than Elton John’s right nipple. And I googled it to make sure. It actually said “Vern is gayer than Elton John’s nipples.” True story. (not really.)
Conor Oberst-Likes him some mens and some womens. Yes, he is bisexual, which translates to “he can leave me for a man if need be.” A man friend of mine found this out for me on some amazing website that pretty much tells you anything you would ever need to know about a famous person. Anywho, then my buddy decided to tear my soul apart by pointing out that half the men I loved could potentially leave me for him. He’s a terrible friend.
December 21st, 2006 at 11:37 am
I believe you left me off this list.
I trust that it was just an honest mistake.
December 21st, 2006 at 5:25 pm
maybe because you cannot be compared to other men!!!!
December 21st, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Craig, you are like a god, you can’t be compared to other men, like crunchy up there said. Like Captain Crunch, if you will. Whenever I make a list of gods I’m secretly in love with, you’ll be at the top, right before Captain Crunch.
June 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
i know this is an old post, but i saw what you said about Callum Blue and had to post. my dad met him at an inn and out about a year ago and knew that i loved him in “Dead Like Me” and asked him for his signature. He was with his girlfriend at the time.
sorry to upset…. he’s not gay (bi is still open though if your hoping :P)
June 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
oh sorry, didnt read above. hes not open then, but hes not gay. (sorry x.x)