Puntabulous

PUNTABULOUS WOULD NEVER CHEAT!

Bye Natalie Portman, my wife! Have fun at your mother’s!

Hmmm, what should I do now that I’m all alone?

Think, think, think.

AAAAHHHHH!

Who are you?

I’m your right hand!

Well what do you want?

I want to make sweet, sweet love to you for at least fifteen minutes.

I can’t possibly do that! I’m married!

Oh come on! Daddy needs it bad!

Stop that! I love Natalie Portman, my wife! To cheat on her would be an abomination! The sanctity of marriage would be spoiled forever!

What about me?

Oh fuck! Who the hell are you?!

I’m your left hand.

Ew! That’s even worse than before! That would just be awkward and unmanageable!

Are you sure there’s nothing I can do to tempt you?

Nope! Sorry!

Craig! Get that sweet ass in here! And don’t forget the party antlers!

Coming!

PHOTO ALBUMS | Craig | December 21, 2006 11:13 pm

By Polt, December 21, 2006 @ 11:41 pm

Okay, now I’m conflicted….do i want to do Craig in the hardhar and orange vest, or in the antlers with the eyeballs on his fingers….hmmmm…..

HUGS…

PS
the face you made in the left hand’s response was classic! Had I been drinking milk, it would have squirted out my nose!

PPS
Who is your mother-in-law? Any photos, or cutouts, of her?
By Ryan, December 22, 2006 @ 12:27 am

Yes, and more of your mom and dad (a.k.a. Cloris? and Bea)
By Howard, December 22, 2006 @ 10:21 am

A Optimus Prime fisting joke? That, people, is queek humor at its best.
By Jack Harrison, December 22, 2006 @ 7:46 pm

Natalie’s mother is my bed, just thought you should hear it from me first.
By jerryqjg, December 25, 2006 @ 1:18 am

nice gay. i love you
By Warren, December 25, 2006 @ 8:32 am

Damn you Optimus Prime… you lucky mechanical bastard! More than meets the eye, indeed.