Dec
28
Sorry for the light posting on my end folks. I’ve been pretty busy with the holidays and such. Here’s a run down of the latest Puntabulous activities:
First there was the company Christmas party that I previously wrote about.
In this picture you’ll see someone in a Santa hat checking their crackberry, and three sets of antlers, including one badass wearing them backwards! Holla! You may also notice someone suspicious lurking in the corner of this picture.
WITH CRAZY EVIL EYES! I always have ridiculous red eyes. Why is that? Is the camera peering into my soul? Seeing my true, inner self?
EEK!
Then there was Wendy and Rob’s lovely wedding. Here is the happy couple! The pictures didn’t come out so great. I always psych myself up for taking pictures during ceremonies, then as soon as I hit the button I regret it because I feel as though my camera has the biggest, most enormous flash in the whole wide world, and everyone can see me and thinks: “Who is that rude person taking pictures during this solemn occasion? Oh, it’s Craig. Who let him in here? He is an idiot.” So I get embarrassed and take less pictures. I need to be more like my mom. She has no problem whipping out the camera and snapping away. She’d ask the Pope to move over for a better shot. Or maybe I’ll just invite her to these things as my date. You know, like Kevin Spacey!
Here is the other happy couple!
I’m pretty sure I warned Robin I was taking this picture, so I can’t explain her expression. It’s still a nice picture though.
Here she’s at least looking at the camera, although slightly smug looking. Which is still far better than my drunken red face. That’s the problem with having clear skin. “Clear” meaning “translucent”, not free of blemishes of course!
Unfortunately, Wendy’s parents were unable to attend the wedding, so Wendy asked me to step in for the Father/Daughter dance. What an honor! We practiced our awkward swaying back and forth for months to get it just right! We danced to our song “Hallelujah” by Rufus Wainwright. Sweet!
A great time was had by all!

December 28th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
“Hallelujah”, my favorite version is still the Jeff Buckley version. There’s a video on You Tube of Leonard Cohen performing it (he’s the one who wrote it if you didn’t know and he’s a god) and it gives you chills. The first time Bob Dylan met Leonard Cohen he asked him how long it took him to write “Hallelujah” and he said the better part of 3 years and Leonard asked how long it took to write “Forever Young” and Dylan said 15 minutes.
I’m officially a nerd for knowing that…
December 29th, 2006 at 5:55 am
Here’s how things really should have looked…
and then
December 29th, 2006 at 9:48 am
Ahhh, the wedding was nice, but I was hoping for an entire series of you being evil. E-VILLE! I want an E-VILL-AGE of you being E-VILLE!
You know, it just adds another facet in the multi-cut diamond that is Craig.
January 15th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
you look crazyy eevil what were you thinking … maybe how you were gonna behead them muahahahahaha
December 11th, 2007 at 1:40 am
kelly clarkson breasts