Puntabulous

With many fabulous shows taking breaks, I, as a sane person, believe they must be doing something well worth the emotional anguish the lack of good TV is causing me. So here are my hopes/predictions of what amazing things they must be doing while taking crazy long breaks:

Heroes- There had better be some naked Peter scenes, maybe he absorbs the power to be invisible, strips down to complete invisiblity, then loses the power? I like the sound of that! And I’d like credit for that idea should they use it. I’d like to see more of Sylar without the hat/pretty bad outfit he has on. Put a sweater and cords on the man, and BAM, I don’t mind that he’s a bad guy! Unless he kills Peter, then it’s over between us. I’d even take Issac the dirty painter naked, just help me out a little.

Lost- Again, there had better be lots and lots of nudity upon the return of Lost. Preferably Sawyer, Jack, and maybe even Jin. We got to see a half-naked Sawyer, but a more naked Kate. I don’t want to see naked Kate, I don’t care about naked Kate, Sawyer has a nice bod goin’ on there! He even looks good all dirty and cage-sexy. Rawr.

Daybreak- Didn’t take a long break, but it was long enough. I’d like it to go to a new day. Really. It’s the same thing over and over, but with a minor new thing. It’s driving me ten kinds of crazy. And maybe some nekkid Adam Baldwin, I’ve had the hots for him since Firefly. I will have to admit though, he was way, way, way more attractive in Firefly and Serenity. I like my men in westerny/dusty/futuristic-ish clothes more than suits.

Scrubs- It’s only been a few weeks, but SERIOUSLY! What’s going to happen?! Is the new pregnant by Zach Braff chick going to be a permanent character?! Are they REALLY going to have a baby?! I don’t think I can see it. I’m freaking out. And I’ve seen Zach Braff semi-nude, and don’t think I want to see any more of him, he’s pretty hairless and white.

Lastly, Smallville- Okay, not too many people I know really watch Smallville, but it’s totally one of my favorite shows of all time. I have the hots for Lex Luthor, and now the Green Arrow, and now I see they’re bringing even MORE superheroes onto the show? God help me, if they have a part for Wonder Woman available, I had better audition, because they have some serious man candy on that set. And the superhero ones are pretty built, they’re no skinny white Zach Braff types. (But I really do sort of love skinny pale Zach Braff types…)

Now since I have reached a point where I’m faced with the issue of which type of men I like better, skinny Zachs or built supermen, I’ll have to address that problem another time. Boggles the mind, which do you guys like?