When Cupid’s hit the ground and broken his back from the fall, laying there with a shotgun hole in his head, don’t forget to slit his throat too, Craig. Just to be sure….
Valentine’s Day sucks. I’ve never had a person I’ve cared about on that day and Junior year of high school I woke up on Valentines day to find out a bunch of bastards stole my car cd player.
However I did get laid last year on Valentine’s Day and my friend Andrea called me up and asked me if I would be her Valentine if she isn’t dating anyone so we might be watching a Cheaters marathon while eating chinese and drinking box wine, or going to Queen of Hearts (see blog)
I hear you, brother! Look at it this way: think of the money you’ll save!
When Cupid’s hit the ground and broken his back from the fall, laying there with a shotgun hole in his head, don’t forget to slit his throat too, Craig. Just to be sure….
Grind his bones and feathers and set up one of them voodoo shops.
Valentine’s Day sucks. I’ve never had a person I’ve cared about on that day and Junior year of high school I woke up on Valentines day to find out a bunch of bastards stole my car cd player.
However I did get laid last year on Valentine’s Day and my friend Andrea called me up and asked me if I would be her Valentine if she isn’t dating anyone so we might be watching a Cheaters marathon while eating chinese and drinking box wine, or going to Queen of Hearts (see blog)