THE LAIR OF PUNTABULOUS!

Upon having a friend ask how I decorated my room, I realized, wow, many, many people might just wonder that. Folks might stay up late at night, just wondering what sort of amazing room I have. Well, it’s nothing exciting. But it is pretty amazing. So tonight I give you, the lair (lair being defined as the shelter or hiding place of a wild animal, how cool is that?) of Olivia!

Welcome to my room dear friends! Behind me are the two paintings produced during my “I want to be a painter” phase! In this pink palace of mine, you might have your face blown right off! OH, wait!

That’s George W. Bush, not Dick! Oh ho ho ho! Chuckle. Nice mustache George! What a joker!

I’ve never given a tour of anything before, and so I wasn’t quite sure where to start-

I guess that going with the place I spend my most time first will be best!

This corner! As you can see, this is the upper corner of my bed, close to the phone, iPod thing, and with a large open space of wall ideal for…

constructing a story board. Right now I’m working on a commercial targeted toward Middle School Students about the dangers of smoking (or something) for a scholarship. And I will tell you this-it’s going to blow your face off!

OH! Nevermind! It was George Again! He just looks so much like a young Dick Cheney with that mustache! (I don’t think young Cheney had a mustache.)

Further up from all that pizazz is a wall covered in amazing type things. Let’s take a closer look…

A tiny clipping of Demetri Martin! Fantasmical! I do say, that is one handsome man. And smart, he went to Yale.

Also, check out and appreciate my Unicorn plaque! 75 cents at a thrift store in Washington! BAM! That is a deal. And so stylish. Let’s continue…

Here is my desk, where I do no actual work, but more like, fixing my hair and putting stuff on the desk and stuff. Once I tried working on work there, but it’s just so effing tiny, you can’t construct a palindrome in that mess! Actually, I’m not having any luck making any palindrome, regardless of mess.

Some may wonder, “What do you read Olivia? And when? How much?”

I like to read multiple things at one time, multi-tasking is very efficient and exercises my brain like nothing else. I have all the bases covered in this picture, a classic novel, a very funny book by Jon Stewart, a magazine that makes me look cool, and something that tells me if I’m not saying a word or phrase correctly. Terrific.

That’s my fat cat. Notice the action shot, she was twitching her tail because she’s bipolar.

Lastly, this to show my sensitive, musical side. I don’t actually play guitar, nor is there even a guitar in the case. I bought the case for seven dollars and the Salvation Army. I got it mostly so that people would be really impressed when they saw I had it, jumping to the conclusion that I played, or that there was a guitar in the case. But there’s not, and I don’t. (Looks cool though, doesn’t it?)