Puntabulous

Regularly in la clase de espanol I do not pay much attencion during libro work. But lately I’ve been looking with my ojos (eyes) through my libro (book) and have been finding some interesting pictures in our text book. And I’d like to know, just what kind of education am I getting here?

The illustration of “ducharse” or “to shower.” Quite sexy for school, eh? If I’m getting sent to the office for my shirt coming slightly (I’m talking a centimeter) over the waistband of my jeans, I want to see some fully clothed kids in my ducharse illustration. Or old people.

Even worse is the hair washing illustration. The guys sitting next to me were in love with this Spanish Muchacha, of course they don’t get any action.

If you’ve been to Memphis, then the image shown in the picture above is common to you-prositute flashing her goods to bring in some business.

Are we learning about people whom are hung over throwing up in the sink? Or are we learning about fruits and bread? Shameless.

Here the pictures take a turn, from trampy, to bad outfits. If this is how they dress in Spanish speaking countries, transfer me to French.

Before: A young couple dreaming of how wonderful children will be.

After: The mother alone, worn down by her children while her husband is out running around with the hooker from a few pictures ago.

In Spanish places, they have robots. Spanish robots. I’m not sure why the robot picture struck me as odd, but I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Last and really least, a flying man. A flying Spanish man. It could be phrased like a vacation/cruise commercial, “Fly to Tropical El Salvador, where all your Espanol dreams will be awakened…” Said in a sexy Spanish man voice (i.e. Antonio…!) and end with a shot of a beach lit by moonlight/fire and some hot half naked man.