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Jan
I received lots of signed contracts back today at work. I needed someplace to put the “Sign Here” stickers (waste not, want not!) so my monitor seemed like an ideal place. By the time I was done, my monitor looked like a lion’s mane.
The eyes and nose helped a bit too.
Oh, and you know what rhymes with Lion? Ryan!
In a nutshell: Napoleon Dynamite, with worse dance moves; Bridget Jones, with fewer love interests; And any random plucky sidekick, with less saving the day.
I aspire to be a childrens book author. This is the current page count to the book I am writing. It is here to inspire me. If time goes by and you do not see an increase, send me an e-mail and give me a kick in the pants. Thank you. CURRENT PAGE COUNT: 7
I can't promise that anything you donate to me will be put to a good cause. Chances are I'll use it to buy a DVD. Is that good enough?
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Hahahaha! It’s especially delicious knowing for whom you work.
Finally! My existence is validated!
Thanks, Craig McAnal!
Craig MacAnal, Lion Ryan, Olivia…um, er.. Oilvia Bolivia!!!
When do I get a supercool nickname and can be one of the happenin, groovy ‘in’ crown too?
aww…my name is Ryan too.
sniff.
I wish…I wish just for you that we had photos of the rubber finger thingies you get in offices for sorting paper or something…I don’t know.
We called them Doyters because of the French name for them …em….yeah.
Anyway…We had an Alien Doyter with push pin antennae and post it visor.
There were more…a collection eventually….we worked hard too.
Tell Me What a Dork I Am!