Monthly Archives: February 2007

For about the bajillionth time this winter! Grrrr! Has your nose ever been so stuffed up, that you’re forced to hold your breath while you eat? Because you can’t breathe through your nose and eat with your mouth at the … Continue reading →

With various men, yet again. But instead of a very long list this time, I will present you with three very fantastic men, and one fat man. Exibit A- Demetri Martin. I would marry this man and have his children … Continue reading →

I realize I’ve been doing lots of these random posts lately, but I’ve been super busy. Don’t worry, I’ll get back on track soon. Perhaps I’ll even let Natalie Portman, my wife, out of the garage long enough to do … Continue reading →

And I sincerely hope that you folks are too! Why is this week so great? Well, gather around the fire of your computer screen and I shall both lead us in a round of Kumbaya (Or Kum Ba Yah, both … Continue reading →

I have an issue with Macbeth, from, of course, the play Macbeth. I feel that Macbeth made a few decisions that weren’t really necessary, and also that even when he made a decison that was dumb, he could have done … Continue reading →

So I have to work today. On President’s Day. The holiest of holy days. Ugh. Anyway, I plan on using that as an excuse not to do a better post. I know you’re thinking, “Well, he usually has to work … Continue reading →

The Good: I moved into an office at work this week. No more cubicle for me! It’s pretty exciting, but at the same time it’s kind of lonely being separated from the hustle and bustle of the cubicles. But I’ll … Continue reading →