Feb
4
And the bottoms lived happily ever after.
The end.
Goodnight kids.
He’s gone!
What do we do now?
We can start by sucking my dick!
Come on Optimus. We all know you don’t have a dick!
Oh, like you’re one to talk!
Uh…yeah…I kinda am.
I read a statistic on Foxnews.com that 98% of all black people are on Welfare.
Yeah, well I read another statistic that said 99% of all black people don’t know how to read.
Uh oh.
Fuck. Oof. Damn it. Fuck. Ow!
…………………
So what do you want to do, Darth Tater?
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!
Ugh. He’s been like that ever since Craig’s mom put Natalie Portman, his wife, in the garage.
Well I know what always cheers me up.
Who’s got a gerbil?
Shit man, you’re disgusting!
You know what’s really disgusting!? Not helping a friend in need!
Come on man! I’m a turtle! The only dark holes I like to go inside of are my own!
This…is…disgusting. It smells like month old mashed potatoes in here. And I don’t even want to know what I just stepped in! Is that a spare ear? Gross!
Come on! Quit complaining! That smell is completely normal! Now get to work in there! Stretch out! Dig in! Show your host a good time! Doesn’t that feel good Darth?
Impressive. Most impressive.
Previously on PUNTABULOUS INANIMATE OBJECTS.
February 4th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
This just in from our ‘MY EYES! MY EYES!’ department.
February 4th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Optimus Prime is filthy! Who knew!?
February 4th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
1) Serves those snobby blue pens right…listening to ANYthing Fox says.
2) Optimus…what a wild mama-jama!
3) Stepping on an extra ear IS pretty gross.
4) Natalie Portman, your wife, is in the garage?????
5) Where DID you get that book??? I’ve got a few friends that would just LOVE that book!
6)Darth Tater, a bottom…who’da thunk it? I mean, Hayden Christensen as Anakin, yeah, he’s OBVIOUSLY a bottom, but Darth Tater? never woulda guessed!
7) So this is what attractive young gay men do on a Saturday night when they can’t get a date, eh?
HUGS…
February 5th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I have some lonely Constructicons that might like to come over and merge with your Optimus.
February 6th, 2007 at 12:19 am
Nothing on tv huh?