Puntabulous

PUNTABULOUS IS IN LOVE!

With various men, yet again. But instead of a very long list this time, I will present you with three very fantastic men, and one fat man.

Exibit A-

Demetri Martin.

I would marry this man and have his children like THAT (“THAT” being very fast of course, such as the fastness of snapping my fingers.) Of course if I were to meet him and he were to be a complete jerk, then no, I would not bear his children. But I might clone him for good measure.

Exibit B-

Leonardo Dicaprio.

I don’t know if I’d marry him. But I’d stalk him. If you have seen The Departed, you cannot deny that he is not just the cute guy from Titanic anymore. He is a hardcore crazy awesome sexy as hell actor man.

Exibit C-

Mark Wahlberg.

He. Is. A. Bad-ass. I don’t need to say anymore. But I will. He could kill a person in front of me, and I’d just be like “Holy shit, that was so cool.”

Exibit D-

Al Gore.

Now, I don’t think I’d marry/be in love with Al Gore. But, he’s just so damn cool right now! First he was a politician. Then he’s a total activist, making a movie, killing global warming, etc. Now he’s an Oscar winning superman! And I do hope he is going to recycle that oscar, because you could make a lot of tin cans or something with it. (Probably not, because cans are made of tin.)

RANDOM | Olivia | February 27, 2007 1:41 pm

10 Comments

By Brian F., February 27, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

And just when I was starting to think we had similar taste in men, Olivia. I only agree with you on one of your picks. Can you guess which one?
By Craig, February 27, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

Brian F – I certainly hope it isn’t Al Gore! Mark Wahlberg would be my guess. How could it not be?
By Olivia, February 27, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

I hope it is Demetri Marin, because if you don’t love him then you are banished from my kingdom. (I’m not sure exactly what my kingdom is, I have no land, etc, but it’s probably something along the lines of if I were to have candy, I wouldn’t give you any.)
By Antonio, February 27, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

Maybe Al Gore could use his private jet to fly you to his 2,000$ a month electricity bill house?
By Olivia, February 27, 2007 @ 5:45 pm

Only if we can stop for slurpees in styrofoam cups on the way.
By Adrienne, February 27, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

You absolutely MUST watch the Black Donnelly’s. Its that new show on after Heroes. Oh, I wasn’t sure I could quit Horatio, but them Irish boys won me over. Now I just have to decide which one I will love the mostest.
By Brian F., February 27, 2007 @ 11:11 pm

Well, um, it was Marky Mark but I guess I can find it in my loins to admire Demetri if only not to be banished from the kingdom or candy or, really, anything. Banishing makes me sob.
By Polt, February 28, 2007 @ 9:28 am

I’ve never heard of the first guy. I’d like to have a discussion over dinner with Al Gore, would be fascinating, I’d imagine. And I’d like to see leo and mark together. Getting it on. In my bed. With me in the bed too.

Excuse me…I need to go clean up now.

HUGS…
By shoe, March 2, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

Actually, Olivia, tin is a semi-precious metal. High-quality stuff. Expensive. If tin cans really were made of tin they’d be more expensive than their contents. “Tin cans” are made of aluminum or are steel cans plated with a thin layer of tin to deter rust.

Thank you for your attention.
By Olivia, March 2, 2007 @ 11:26 pm

Shoe, I should have gone to your wedding, so I could have stabbed you in the face in advance for a comment like that. I am going to make YOU into a tin can.