For about the bajillionth time this winter! Grrrr! Has your nose ever been so stuffed up, that you’re forced to hold your breath while you eat? Because you can’t breathe through your nose and eat with your mouth at the same time? I feel like some sort of crazy, ravenous barbarian! Gasping for breath but continuing to eat anyway! Me Craig! Me eat!
This is me:
And then I die from lack of oxygen. Has that ever happened to you? It’s happened to me at least twice this week.
Poor you. Use Zicam homeopathic nasal gel at the first sign of a cold. Attested to by teachers who work with germ-carrying children.
The can’t breathe and swallow at the same time thing is a pain in the ass.
Awww.. poor Craig. Here, have some soup. I made it myself. Of course, by “made it myself” I mean used a can opener on a can of Campbells Chunky.
Now remember, slurp, breathe, slurp, breathe. Can’t have you passing out from lack of oxygen again. If you did I’d have to give mouth to mouth, I’d likely get carried away, and then we’d just have an awkward situation. And no one wants that.
Feel better
Don’t listen to Jabba, he’s a sloppy eater.
HUGS…
Feel better soon, Craiggers!
(p.s. I think Cartoon Craig needs to switch up the outfits now and then. How long have you been wearing the same blue pants and green shirt? Think of the bacteria! No wonder you’re sick!)
Are you the kind of guy who likes to be coddled and told “Hope you feel better soon” or the kind of guy who doesn’t mind hearing, “Suck it up, we all get sick.”?
I’ll compromise and say “Suck it better soon.”
Oh, wait, that came out all wrong.