Puntabulous

After watching Heroes, I have to wonder, if I were to have a super power, what would that power be? Because it has to be something cool, and unexpected. Not just the regular old Superman-type things, but so much more. Then I decided, I would want a bunch of abilities, and also candy. But candy is something readily available to me, where laser vision is not.

I would, first of all, want to have a good outfit. Because really, the outfit is everything. Examples: Spiderman. Cool outfit. Claire on Heroes. Chearleader outfit, and when she doesn’t have that on, usually a good outfit anyway. Without a great outfit, no one can take you seriously as a super hero. I can’t just walk into a burning building with a fanny pack on, and go “hey! I’m here to save you!” Those people in that building would DIE as a result of my poor fashion choice. But if I went into that building with some totally in right now wedge heels with a peep-toe and in a sling-back style, those folks would just run to me!

Next, I would have to make sure I had a good power. Not, like Craig pointed out, some crappy Wonder Twin thing. And if I were even to morph into a microscope, I’d just kill myself right there. Because THAT is an embarrassing power. So at least one of my amazing abilities would be some sort of super brain that could move things. And also set things on fire, etc. Not just plain telekinesis, I would also create rain and snow with my mind. This ability would allow me to do many things, flying myself around included.

I’d want to have flawless skin, and a great tan. Really I want this now, but I’d want it even more if I were in the public eye saving lives and such. Especially the tan. But I’d never have to go outside or in an unsanitary tanning bed. I’d also want my legs to be naturally hairless, because I would have no time to do such silly things as shave my legs. I’d be saving babies!

Lastly, I’d want a great name. Olivia is pretty fantastic in the first place, I feel it strikes fear into some hearts, but it needs something added on. Olivia-The People’s Hero. NO! Too corny. Olivia-Will Cut You if You Mess with Her or Her People. I like it.