Mar
21
I’m having severe writer’s block, plus I had class last night so I didn’t have time to put much thought into a good post, so I’m just going to write a few things that have been annoying me lately.
1) First there is this:
A slight typo when typing in your username, and you have to deal with an ever-growing list of options everytime you log-in. Seriously, who has the username “m”??? There has to be a way to get rid of the other options, but I haven’t figured it out yet. Porn Boxes really should be made with more features. I mean, in this day and age, why is it that these elaborate machines are only made for porn? Imagine the things we could do! The things we could compute! We could even call them computers!
2) Guys with long fingernails. I’ve said it before, but I’ve recently come across another guy with disgustingly long fingernails. They’re tappered, and shaped like women’s fingernails. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s people going against the norm of society’s gender roles. Wait, what? Anyway, long fingernails on guys are disgusting. Clip them.
3) The fact that I haven’t done a post with Natalie Portman, my wife, in FOREVER. Seriously! What is wrong with me? She’s seriously in the garage. I hope she survived the winter. Imagine if I take her out of the garage and she’s been eaten by mice? That would be tragic. But then again, imagine the wacky cast of characters we could have at a Puntabulous Funeral. That could be fun! I mean tragic.
4) The fact that I didn’t think of THIS first. It’s brilliant!
5) THIS annoys me too.
6) The fact that I read THIS book, which was beautifully written and had loads of interesting tidbits about the planets, and I can’t remember a damn thing. It goes in one ear, I think it’s amazingly fascinating, and then I forget it two seconds later. How am I supposed to act like a genius at dinner parties when I can’t remember these things? The only thing I remember from the book is that William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus. He lived to be 84 years old, which is exactly how long it takes for Uranus to revolve around the Sun. Fascinating right?! But I can’t even use that tidbit because it’s not nice to talk about Uranus at dinner parties.
March 21st, 2007 at 7:53 am
If you just arrow key down to the option you want to delete and then click your delete key, it will delete that from your drop down list.
March 21st, 2007 at 7:59 am
Wow. That was painfully easy.
Thanks David!!!
March 21st, 2007 at 8:11 am
1) Yeah, that makes me crazy… but thanks to David I can fix that little annoyance.
2) Define long. I’m a guitar player so I have ‘longer than normal’ nails on my right hand (for plucking the strings). They are always clean and never polished… Personally I’d rather see a guy with longish nails than those nasty bloody I-can’t-stop-gnawing-on-them stubs most guys have on their hands.
3) Mice prefer their actresses to have a bit more substance. She’s all bone, not enough cheese.
4) That almost makes me want to watch BSG. Almost.
5) I completely agr… Uh… wait!? Which part annoys you?
March 21st, 2007 at 11:53 am
1) well, david solved that Gordian knot problem, eh?
2)I don’t like them either…they rip the heck outta your back when in the midst of passion. ….or is that just me…
3)Yes, we DO need a post like that. NOT a funeral piece, just a regular one. Of course, were you to do a funeral piece, then maybe the next could be like Natalie Portman, Your Wife, The Zombie???
4)I don’t watch BSG….I know I’m a big weenie.
5)I LOVE ATHF…and Harvey Birdman!
6)If you can’t talk about Uranus at dinner parties, I think you’re not going to the right type of dinner parties!
HUGS….
March 21st, 2007 at 11:58 am
Hilarious!!! I too hate, hate, hate–dare I say detest–men with long fingernails!!! And, the userid monster drives me nuts!!
March 22nd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Even worse than just plain long nails is the one long nail on the pinky finger. Coke nail. Ew.