Mar
27
So here is a little game I like to play (with myself) when I’m riding on the subway. It’s not hard at all, but you have to be sitting down and across from a set of doors to play. It’s kind of like playing slot machines. I shall call it…
SUBWAY SLOTS!
Imagine this if you will: You’re pulling into the station and you watch all the potential loves-of-your-life standing on the platform pass by and hope that the doors you’re sitting across from land on just the right one.
It goes kind of like this:
Yes!
Almost!
Fuck!
I always land on a lemon. But then again, maybe the people on the platform are saying the same thing when they land on me. EEK!

March 28th, 2007 at 12:41 am
Finally! Someone else that plays with himself on the Subway. I knew I wasn’t the only… oh, it’s a game. Clever.
March 28th, 2007 at 6:56 am
If you’re playing a game where the people on the platfrom land on you, I wanna play that game too!!!
HUGS…
March 28th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Did you go see Jamie Bamber like you were supposed to?