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PUNTABULOUS PLAYS SUBWAY SLOTS

So here is a little game I like to play (with myself) when I’m riding on the subway. It’s not hard at all, but you have to be sitting down and across from a set of doors to play. It’s kind of like playing slot machines. I shall call it…

SUBWAY SLOTS!

Imagine this if you will: You’re pulling into the station and you watch all the potential loves-of-your-life standing on the platform pass by and hope that the doors you’re sitting across from land on just the right one.

It goes kind of like this:


Yes!


Almost!


Fuck!

I always land on a lemon. But then again, maybe the people on the platform are saying the same thing when they land on me. EEK!

3 Responses to “PUNTABULOUS PLAYS SUBWAY SLOTS”

  1. Michael (not the one you're thinking) says:

    Finally! Someone else that plays with himself on the Subway. I knew I wasn’t the only… oh, it’s a game. Clever.

  2. Polt says:

    If you’re playing a game where the people on the platfrom land on you, I wanna play that game too!!!

    HUGS…

  3. Brian F. says:

    Did you go see Jamie Bamber like you were supposed to?

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