The following advertisement was found in the pinnacle of fine journalism the New York Post:
It’s okay. I’ll give you a minute to collect yourselves. There’s just so much to take in!
Okay, are you ready? Okay, here goes…
1) OH MY GOD! MALE CHEST REDUCTION!
2) Why is it so pointy? It wouldn’t need to be cold for that bad boy to take out an eyeball.
3) Look at that monster of a nipple! Imagine what it looks like head-on. I’m thinking along the lines of the great red spot on the planet Jupiter.
4) What’s with the Picasso-esque icon on the left side about three quarters of the way down? Is it their way of saying “Those man-breasts make you look like a disgusting Picasso freak, do something about it.”
5) Believe it or not, I’m not much of a manly man. I know, I know, “But all those muscles!” Yeah, I can’t explain it either. But being a man, I still hate asking for help. How does one admit to themselves and others that they require a male chest reduction? I always thought that having to go someplace to get your back-hair waxed would be the most embarrassing thing ever. But I believe this takes the cake.
6) Gynecomastia is actually a serious issue. You can read about it HERE.
7) OH MY GOD! MALE CHEST REDUCTION!
You have back hair?
This actually made my mouth hang open in astonishment.
BITCHTITS!!!!
You know, they ARE offering a free consultation, Craiggers. Wouldn’t hurt to call. You know, for funsies.
Okay now I’m just curious also. If Monday he had titties and Friday he had no titties, where are the scars? Most cosmetic surgeries do not heal in a matter of days but in a matter of weeks. I wonder how they did. Stick a tube down his throat and suck the boobie out? There should be wounds.
Ok, Craig, I usually like your blog, but come on, grow up. The condition is called gynecomastia. Ninety percent of boys in adolescence experience this condition, and it usually goes away as puberty ends; however, ten percent of men still suffer from it following adolescence. I suffer from this to a small degree – my chest has NEVER been flat or tight like, well, I guess the way it should be, with a little larger areolas than the average guy too. It’s extremely embarrassing – and your post is the epitome of why. Being another gay man, I am sure you have your fair share of bodily issues. Now take that issue and pretend it shouldn’t even be an issue for you being a person of your gender – sucks even harder right? It’s a real condition that affects me even today – I rarely take my shirt off in public and I wear tight fitting t-shirts to make my chest look smaller. I refuse to go all Whitney on your ass, but please, you have a great blog – try to keep it up.
Haha, I actually know a man who is in terrible need of a man-breast reduction. i don’t think he has admitted it to himself yet.
I wonder if his friends called him “Sweet Tits before the surgery? I have a friend with giant boobies, and that was her nickname. But then again, she was a girl.
maybe I have Easter on the brain, but his pre-op boobie looks like a bunny face to me. with the nip being the nose. see it? yeah. yeah you do.