Puntabulous

Few really know what goes on behind the scenes of a bonified Quiznos Sub Shop. You find that the workers aren’t your usual lazy fast-food workers, we’re much cooler and have better hair.

Welcome to Quiznos! Sorry that I beat you to the best parking spot! You snooze, you lose, customers! And check out how even it is on each side! That takes skill! After a nine hour shift, I can’t be troubled to walk more than three feet to my ride, so suck it.

I work with some great people. Here we see Lauren and Aaron, dancing merrily in the back parking lot while I sat atop a stack of bottled-drink holder things and captured the moment.

We play hard, THEN work hard. With all of the being so hard, it tires a girl out. But notice I’m multi-tasking, see, I fell asleep in the sun, therefore sleeping + tanning.

The uniform doesn’t really flatter my figure, so it’s only reasonable that I don’t wear it. Customers should not have to wonder whether or not I have boobs.

Every now and then, something will go wrong and I will drop a sandwich. Oh, wait. Did I say I’d drop one every now and then? How about this was my second one in the eight months I’ve worked there. THAT calls for them to wallpaper the whole place with my picture.

Sometimes you can’t help but feel the need to retreat to the top of the giant cooler. It’s a peaceful place, interrupted only by the itchy little bits of fiberglass insulation falling from the ceiling.

Doing dishes is a top priority, right after chatting with handsome guys on the phone.

Boring moments can be more easily passed with the stash of VHS tapes in the back of my car. Here I am watching Wallace and Gromit in I believe the ninth and final hour of my Saturday shift.

But you have to know, I DO actually work. I slaved over these sauce bottles for like…an hour on Sunday. See, I HATE dirty nipples, as does everyone I’m sure, and I felt it was my duty to scrub all these nipples until they were squeeky clean. Notice the cleanliness of those numerous nipples. (Insert another subtle nipple joke).

And I’ll leave you with a cup that apparently came from the truth store. Ravishing.