Puntabulous

PUNTABULOUS HAS GOT BACK

Alright folks, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! I hope you didn’t build it up too much in your head. If so, then you’re in for a mighty disappointment. Also, there’s some animated GIFs (I know!) so it could take a minute to load if your internet is slow. Here goes:

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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.
She looks like, one of those blog guys’ girlfriends.

But, y’know, who understands those blog guys?
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute.

I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so round.
It’s like, out there, I mean – gross. Look! She’s just so…black!

I like big butts and I can not lie!

You other brothers can’t deny!

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist!

And a round thing in your face!

You get sprung! Wanna pull out your tough!

‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed!

Deep in the jeans she’s wearing,

I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring!

Oh baby, I wanna get wit’cha!

And take your picture!

My homeboys tried to warn me!

But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny!

So, fellas!

Yeah!

Fellas!

Yeah!

Has your girlfriend got the butt?

Hell yeah!

Tell ‘em to shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!

Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!

RANDOM | Craig | April 23, 2007 4:09 am

24 Comments

By DWQ Online, April 23, 2007 @ 4:15 am

Too freaking funny. That is just cute as can be.
By ME, April 23, 2007 @ 7:12 am

What the hell were you thinking?!?!?!?!? Are you on crack?
By Polt, April 23, 2007 @ 7:13 am

Oooo, Craigy in a wife-beater, all horny, showing off that tongue….trying to be all gangsta-like, how cute is that?????

I trust Natalie Portman, Your Wife isn’t upset at the objectification you did of her.

I had to work today (booo), but at least I’m starting my day with a smile!

HUGS….
By Howard, April 23, 2007 @ 9:50 am

Is that what you look like when you’re horny? Call me.

Worth the wait.
By hayden, April 23, 2007 @ 10:08 am

A double dose of beauty, Olivia and Natalee, the new ON combo! I’ll take ONe of each please! Can we see a pic of your pimped out car while dressed as a thug Craig…you should have a Cribs posting as well…endless opportunities with craig the gangsta!
By Brian F., April 23, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

You know, if Natalie Portman, your wife, decided to leave you, I would fully support her.

No corrugated person should have to put up with that sort of indignity.
By Michael (not the one you're thinking), April 23, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

More booty please )
By Angel, April 23, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

I daresay that was hilarious.
By Sven, April 23, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

Brilliant!
By Serena, April 23, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

haha i love olivia at the beginning and craig being gangsta.
By jen, April 23, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

gawker linked to you!
By crunchy carpets, April 23, 2007 @ 6:09 pm

I really don’t know what to say!
By Michael, April 23, 2007 @ 10:47 pm

The lyric that I wanted to see in this post was: I’d rather stay and play ‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong And I’m down to get the friction on
By M, April 24, 2007 @ 10:40 am

This was one of your best postings ever. My officemates were asking me what was wrong I was laughing so hard. Absofuckinglutely brilliant. You should get a Pulitzer for this.
By Emily, April 24, 2007 @ 11:13 am

Craig you should definitely rock the gangsta look from now on. I bet you could get tons of ass on the downlow rocking this look!
By Helen Skor, April 24, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

I’m speechless.
By Phyllida, April 24, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

Helpless-shrieking-with-laughter funny.
Craig, you are so cute I don’t believe you don’t have a boyfriend.
By ambika, April 25, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

The interjection of Mark & J.Lo is the best part.
By Jack Harrison, April 26, 2007 @ 6:06 pm

Oh dear Lord, I just don’t know whether I should say I laughed and encourage you any longer. But that was pretty funny.

And Natalie Portman, your wife enjoyed her vacation in my bed. But it was time for her to leave and move on. She really needs to be more open minded, I mean everyone in porn is doing anal now.
By Michael, May 5, 2007 @ 9:13 pm

awesome! i love it!
By Omar, November 7, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

omg i love the sprung part!!! lol
By kristen, May 8, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

I loved that.