Puntabulous

1. You know the movie National Treasure? And how they (spoiler, highlight to read) find the treasure in the end at Trinity Church in New York City? Well I work in one of the buidlings at Trinity Center where the church is, and one day I thought I found the treasure. So after that, everyday at lunch I would go down to the church and sneak out small portions of the treasure in my socks. Turns out it was the church’s donation box.

2. Why don’t they make a Dirty Dancing Broadway musical? I mean come on, they’re making a Xanadu show, so why not Dirty Dancing? Maybe they tried and it’s really hard to get the rights to all the songs. But they should keep trying. I bet it would do really well. Xanadu? Not so much.

3. I bought a Flip Camcorder this weekend. They’re only $150. Can you believe it? It’s amazing! Perhaps we’ll start seeing Puntabulous videos after all? You never know, maybe my videos will be the new hit of xtube pornotube youtube!

4. I saw Hot Fuzz. It’s pretty much the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. Fracture was also really good. I haven’t seen Spiderman 3 yet though, but I did see portions of the first Spiderman this weekend on TV and was able to confirm with myself that it is possibly the worst superhero movie in recent history. I love the part when Aunt Mae is taken to the hospital after she’s attacked by the Green Goblin and she’s all like: “Those eyes! Those horrible yellow eyes!” I love Aunt Mae, but seriously, it’s a fucking mask! It’s not like they’re his actual eyes! Calm the fuck down!

5. I really hope Renee (or should I say, NeNe?) wins America’s Next Top Model. I know she can sometimes be a bitch and all, but I’ve liked her from the beginning. I wouldn’t mind if any of the remaining three won though because Jaslene is pretty cool too (especially with the whole drag queen self-awareness thing she has going on) and Natasha is just so crazy that I would love seeing her “My Life as a CoverGirl” commercials next season. Speaking of “My Life as a CoverGirl“, CariDee’s have been sucking this season.

6. SURVIVOR FINALE SPOILERS! Can you believe Dreamz didn’t give Yau-Man the immunity necklace?! That was crazy! He should have at least given the car back! I thought Dreamz seemed like a nice kid all season who was just in over his head. But doing that was just awful. I liked Earl though so I’m glad he won. But I would’ve liked Yau-Man to have won more. Lisi and Alex are childish assholes with extreme cases of sour grapes. They were awful during the last tribal council question and answers. I hope they felt like dicks watching themselves.

7. Finally, in celebration of Mother’s Day this past weekend, check out all these fantastic Mommy Bloggers: My Two Cents, Mommy Needs a Martini, Crunchy Carpets, Watching Clouds, Cheaper Than Therapy, La Madre Loca, Miss Mommy. I think I got everyone, if I missed you, let me know! Here’s the token Daddy Blogger for good measure: Adam’s Blog.