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It’s true, I love a lot of things. Like the song “Any Way You Want It” where it goes “she loves to move, she loves to groove! She loves the lovin’ things!” That’s a great song. But I’ve been trying to narrow all the things I love to a top five. And it is TOUGH.
I know that my Number One Favorite Thing has got to be Cuddling. I’m not very snuggly, but it’s not my problem. I am not the one that is getting snuggly with myself. But I love Cuddling more than anything. Depending on the person with whom I am in the action of cuddling. Oh, my GOD, how awesome did that last sentence sound? Beside the point, but true.
My Number Two Favorite Thing is Things That Smell Good. This category includes clean laundry, flowers, the smell of outside (unless outside it smells bad), the nice dirt/grass smell of my fat-ass cat, Kitty, and handsome boys who take me bowling.
My Number Three Favorite Thing is Sleeping. I figured this one out last night, while falling asleep. As I was drifting off, I thought, “Wow, Sleeping is the best.” I then conveyed this thought via text message.
My Number Four Favorite Thing is Cuddling While Sleeping Surrounded by things that Smell Good. It seems only natural since it includes the three previous favorite things. And it’s like a paper doll, there’s a lot of various ways you can arrange it. I could be sleeping in a bed that smells good cuddling with a cat, I could be sleeping and cuddling with a person who smells good. It’s amazing like that.
My Number Five Favorite Thing is Still Undetermined. I don’t know what it is! It’s hard! The other four are easy and obvious! So I need help with this one. What do you guys think it should be?
May 15th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
#5 cuddling with handsome boys who take your bowling and smell good while you’re falling asleep.
Um, Olivia, My Love, I’m afraid I’ve never smelled any of the handsome boys who take you bowling, maybe they’d be one of my favorite things too.
…can we work on that?
HUGS….
May 15th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Polt has managed to (subtly?) hit on Parker.
My day is complete.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Haha, it’s not Parker this time, sorry Polt.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Olivia, My Love, I have seen photos on your MySpace of you and Parker holding bowling balls, so even if you didn’t mean Parker in this particular instance, that doesn’t mean that Parker isn’t a handsome guy that took you bowling and smells good. (Well, he’s actually more cute than handsome, and frankly, I’m not sure I’d care what he smelled like, but I digress….)
So, yeah, see if we can work on this for me, huh? I mean it’s not like I ask for a lot. And besides, I’ve managed to complete Craigger’s day for him, can this be ALL bad???
HUGS….
May 16th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
“[ . . . ] Cuddling While Sleeping Surrounded by things that Smell Good. It seems only natural since it includes the three previous favorite things.”
That should be number one. If it “includes the three previous favorite things” then it would be better than the “three previous favorite things” I think.
But you probably know better than me.
May 16th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Parker, sweetie, we love you for your looks, not for your failed attempts at logic and reasoning, cute though the attempts may be.
Just stand there and look good, kay, punkin?
HUGS…