Puntabulous

Okay, I promise this will be the last post of randomness from me for a while. And by “for a while” I mean “until the next time”. But I’ll try and write with a bit more focus next week. Here goes:

1. I’m writing a script for a short (read: very short) Puntabulous video. It’s funny in my head, and slightly funny on paper, so I’m sure by the time I get to the finished product it will lose funniness altogether. It’s kinda like the movie Multiplicity, where Michael Keaton gets dumber with ever iteration. If the weather is good this weekend I’ll try and shoot everything and edit it together for Monday. But no promises. Also, I have no acting experience. Whether that makes you more or less excited to see this video is up to you.

2. I gave my business card to the flirty cashier at Barnes and Noble the other day. I haven’t heard anything. Fine, I haven’t heard anything yet. But hope fades with every passing day. It’s weird. I get these random bouts of self-confidence and courage and fall flat on my face every time. But hello! We talked about Catwoman! They were like: “We should have a movie marathon.” I don’t think I was being presumptuous by giving them my business card. Whatever. I’ll never get a date.

3. Have you seen the new Transformers trailer? I can’t wait!

4. I also can’t wait for TV to be over for the Summer. That’s right, you heard me correctly. I need a break from television. I have too many commitments to my television and it all get’s too stressful. It doesn’t help matters that I’m still using VHS tapes instead of DVR or TiVo. I have 3 episodes of The Office, 3 episodes of Ugly Betty, and 1 episode of Grey’s Anatomy to catch up on. It’s ridiculous. Give me my Project Runway and leave me alone for the Summer, thank you very much.

5. Let us take a moment to mourn the loss of Veronica Mars and hope that somehow, someday we’ll get the Veronica Mars: FBI series.

6. If I had musical talent, I would spoof the Avril Lavigne song “Girlfriend” as follows:

Hey, hey, you, you,
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way, no way,
I think that you should be gay!

But alas, I have no musical abilities. So I am therefore claiming that as my idea in case someone else does it.