Puntabulous

So the season finales have been blowing my MIND! Some in a good way, some in a terrible boring way, and some just in a crazy way that I think I might die of shock/satisfaction way.

SPOILER WARNING!!!!! There are spoilers if you haven’t watched a bunch of season finales.

Scrubs - Given that it was the SERIES finale, I thought it would be more…MORE! But no, it wasn’t. It just sort of ended. And it was all angsty and stuff. I wanted some sex or something in there, at least a good montage at the end.

Heroes - Again, the entire rest of the show was amazing, but the finale was full of plot holes! Why couldn’t Peter have just flown up into the sky? Pussy! He had to have his big, strong brother fly him up to explode, or else have a little girl shoot him. Seriously, I loved Peter, then he went and decided to be a woman. And wow, I wish I could jump out a window and then heal. How is THAT for a dramatic exit!? God, I would do it all the time. It would sort of lessen the impact of it, but still, I think I’d be happy.

Smallville - I don’t even KNOW what happened. Is Lana dead?! Is Chloe dead!? Why can’t Lois just die? She bugs me so much! I want to stab her over and over again. If Chloe is dead, I don’t know what I am going to do with myself. Aside from her hair this season, she was amazing. And Lana, I don’t really care. She has gotten hardcore though, and I respect that. I love her bad girl face, it’s like, “Bitch, don’t even THINK about making me think I’m pregnant in order to trick me into marrying your son, but only so that I can get close enough to him to somehow protect Clarke, who should have really had more nude scenes.”

The Amazing Race - I wish the Blondies would have won, I really do. They totally deserved it. Danielle and Eric were annoying as anything, and sure, he was hot, but HER boobs were distracting. I was worried about them falling out constantly, and how can you RACE with those things!? Thank GOD I have little boobs! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. Anyway, I wish that the Blondes would have won, because they are freaking killer awesome.

Survivor - I hated everyone at the end except for Yau-Man. He was sooo good! He should have won. But effin Dreamz had to be a tool and go be a tool. That might not make sense, but it’s true. And Earl! WTF EARL!? You are dead to me.

Robin Hood - Two part season finale, and both parts are so sexy. The first part was amazing, holy shit, is Marion dead!? She can’t be dead. No effin way. Actually, she can be for all I care, because frankly, that’s more Robin for me. And I want a buffet of Robin.

24 - I stopped watching 24, like, seven episodes ago. Jack yells too much, and the only good part was again, a Chloe. And she was so unapologetically terrible. It was fantastic. I want to have babies with her, little rude babies.

But I am pumped for some summer TV. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is coming back, and that show is my life. Not quite my life, but I love it more than a lot of things. And there’s a newHell’s Kitchen and OH MY GOD I love Gordon Ramsey. He makes me want to cook, but then I actually try and it makes me really tired. I did make some amazing pork chops tonight though, and I deserve an award for them.