http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/ good. dorky. fun. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:50:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/comment-page-1/#comment-70850 Michael (not the one you're thinking) Tue, 29 May 2007 05:55:09 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/#comment-70850 Two nights ago, on a bender in Toronto, I had a lengthy conversation with a Canadian Gentleman and we reached two conclusions before his (jealous) boyfriend snatched him away from me (and my pack of cigarettes): 1) if I ever had $20Million, I would buy a ride to the space station and the first thing I would do in low-gravity would be to "rub one out;" 2) HAL went crazy, not because of the paradox of logic offered as an explanation in 2010, but because he couldn't do what he saw Bowman and his partner do as soon as they woke up from hibernation: "rub one out!" This kinda goes with your "he had no arms or legs" theory, but when you consider the fact that he was the in control of a massive spaceship, you realize mobility wasn't his biggest envy. The Discovery 1 looked like a giant penis for Pete's sake! Or a sperm cell... it was purely Ejaculation Envy that drove him to homicide! Two nights ago, on a bender in Toronto, I had a lengthy conversation with a Canadian Gentleman and we reached two conclusions before his (jealous) boyfriend snatched him away from me (and my pack of cigarettes): 1) if I ever had $20Million, I would buy a ride to the space station and the first thing I would do in low-gravity would be to “rub one out;” 2) HAL went crazy, not because of the paradox of logic offered as an explanation in 2010, but because he couldn’t do what he saw Bowman and his partner do as soon as they woke up from hibernation: “rub one out!” This kinda goes with your “he had no arms or legs” theory, but when you consider the fact that he was the in control of a massive spaceship, you realize mobility wasn’t his biggest envy. The Discovery 1 looked like a giant penis for Pete’s sake! Or a sperm cell… it was purely Ejaculation Envy that drove him to homicide!

]]> http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/comment-page-1/#comment-70441 The Web Pen Blog » Blog Archive » Roundup - Week Of May 19 Sat, 26 May 2007 06:01:28 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/#comment-70441 [...] And finally, Craig had another one of his hilarious compare and contrast picture blogs. This time it’s a guide to robots. You know you should totally listen to my robot music mix while reading it. [...] [...] And finally, Craig had another one of his hilarious compare and contrast picture blogs. This time it’s a guide to robots. You know you should totally listen to my robot music mix while reading it. [...]

]]> http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/comment-page-1/#comment-70285 Jack Harrison Fri, 25 May 2007 01:58:00 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/#comment-70285 HAL 9000 & Data, the two greatest androids/computers in existence. HAL 9000 & Data, the two greatest androids/computers in existence.

]]> http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/comment-page-1/#comment-70159 Shanna Wed, 23 May 2007 19:59:20 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/#comment-70159 I always knew I was missing something in my life and now I know what it is--guns shooting out of my tits! How will I ever go on? I always knew I was missing something in my life and now I know what it is–guns shooting out of my tits! How will I ever go on?

]]> http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/comment-page-1/#comment-70135 Cate Wed, 23 May 2007 15:24:19 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/#comment-70135 I love this, it reminds me of your excellent Guide to the Future stuff. Sending geek love your way. I love this, it reminds me of your excellent Guide to the Future stuff. Sending geek love your way.

]]> http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/comment-page-1/#comment-70132 Howard Wed, 23 May 2007 14:54:02 +0000 http://puntabulous.com/2007/05/23/puntabulous-guide-to-robots/#comment-70132 Guns in tits were in the Dr. Evil Fembot models. They were easily destroyed and so the focus went to more of a Super-Bionic Woman model that didn't look like Lindsey Wagner. In the future, our future scientist will be pissed if they have to hear the term "sleep number" one more time. Guns in tits were in the Dr. Evil Fembot models. They were easily destroyed and so the focus went to more of a Super-Bionic Woman model that didn’t look like Lindsey Wagner. In the future, our future scientist will be pissed if they have to hear the term “sleep number” one more time.

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