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Like any normal married couple, me and Natalie Portman, my wife, don’t lead the perfect lives. Although we love each other very much (and our love is of the purest kind) we often get into little arguments.
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Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.
Did you say something?
No, I didn’t say anything
Cough, cough. Grumble. Cough, cough.
What?
Oh nothing.
Grumble, grumble. I hate you. Grumble, grumble.
Alright, enough! I heard you that time! What’s the matter?
Fine! I hate you! Happy now?!
What part of the you-hating-me, am I supposed to find enjoyable?
Ugh! It’s just that we never do anything anymore!
What do you mean? We just went out dancing the other night!
Sigh. That was fun.
That wasn’t with me, that was with Optimus Prime! And it wasn’t “out”, it was in the shower! You know how I feel about dancing in the shower!
Mmmmhmmmmmm!
Stay out of this Optimus!
I know what always makes you feel better!
No! Don’t try and distract me with a round of Guess the Celebrity! It won’t work this time!
Come on! Who am I?
No! I’m not playing! I hate you!
……
I don’t even care who you’re trying to be! You look stupid and creepy!
……
Fine! You’re Jessica Alba in the new Fantastic Four movie! God I hate you!
I knew you’d see it my way.
Previously:
PUNTABULOUS HAS GOT BACK
A MORNING IN THE LIFE OF PUNTABULOUS
A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF PUNTABULOUS
PUNTABULOUS AND HIS WIFE MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO (KINDA)
PUNTABULOUS PLAYS WITH HIS WIFE
PUNTABULOUS MOVES BACK HOME
PUNTABULOUS CELEBRATES HIS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY
PUNTABULOUS HAS MARITAL PROBLEMS
June 25th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Hmmm, since she’s cardboard and all, i don’t imagine Natalie Portman, Your Wife, would enjoy showers much. And the guess the celebrity thing….I was thinking more along the lines of Paris Hilton’s mugshot. Good thing WE don’t play that game very often!
HUGS..
June 25th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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June 25th, 2007 at 9:04 am
The pix of you as Jessica Alba are…. something else.
Excuse me, I need to go poke out my mind’s eye.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Thanks for a morning giggle
I do have to agree with Brian though… those pics of you as Alba… *shiver* spooky.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Hilarious!
June 25th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Most excellent post, sir.
June 25th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Agggghhh! That “Jessica Alba” image burned a hole in the back of my brain.
I still think my favourite Puntabulous marriage story was the time you came home from work and got mad because she hadn’t cooked you dinner, and then she left for her mother’s place. Or something like that.
June 25th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
we need the whole thing..you in the FF costume AS Jessica Alba….YAH BABEEEE
June 26th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
You think that picture of me was bad? Watching Jessica Alba look like that for almost 2 hours is much worse!
June 26th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Nice to see that my mistress isn’t cheating on me with her husband.
Just remember that I only let you see your wife because Keira Knightley finds my bed to be very comfortable to sleep in….naked….with my penis inside of her. And Natalie gets a little jealous sometimes.
June 29th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Fucking weird dude. Scary.
And if Natalie were real, folding her like that, you’d probably end up breaking her legs. Abuse.
Which is odd. B.c. one of the kids in my building just broke both his legs. I asked his mom what happened. This mother who is usually sweet sweet sweet to me before barked at me to mind my own business. So I called social services. So we shall see.